Loser ~ by Beck

I've been wanting to do this song ever since I started this blog. The song is strange and random enough without mistranslating it so I can't wait to see how it will turn out. So we'll finish out this week with Loser by Beck.

Loser by Beck

1) In the time of chimpanzees
2) I was a monkey
3) Butane in my veins
4) So I'm out to cut the junkie
5) With the plastic eyeballs,
6) Spray-paint the vegetables
7) Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
8) Kill the headlights
9) And put it in neutral
10) Stock car flaming' with a loser
11) And the cruise control
12) Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
13) Got a couple of couches,
14) Sleep on the love seat
15) Someone keeps saying'
16) I'm insane to complain
17) About a shotgun wedding
18) And a stain on my shirt
19) Don't believe everything that you breathe
20) You get a parking violation
21) And a maggot on your sleeve
22) So shave your face
23) With some mace in the dark
24) Saving' all your food stamps
25) And burning' down the trailer park

26) (Yo. Cut it.)
27) Soy un perdedor
28) I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

29) (Double-barrel buckshot)

30) Soy un perdedor
31) I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

32) Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
33) Banned all the music with a phony gas chamber
34) 'Cuz one's got a weasel
35) And the other's got a flag
36) One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag
37) With the rerun shows
38) And the cocaine nose-job
39) The daytime crap of the folksinger slop
40) He hung himself with a guitar string
41) Slap the turkey-neck
42) And it's hanging' from a pigeon wing
43) You can't write if you can't relate
44) Trade the cash for the beef
45) For the body for the hate
46) And my time is a piece of wax
47) Falling' on a termite
48) Who's choking' on the splinters
49) Soy un perdedor
50) I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
51) (Get crazy with the cheeze whiz)
52) Soy un perdedor
53) I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
54) (Drive-by body-pierce)
55) (Yo, bring it on down)
56) Soooooooyy....

57) I'm a driver; I'm the winner;
58) Things are gonna change
59) I can feel it
60) Soy un perdedor
61) I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
62) (I can't believe you)
63) Soy un perdedor
64) I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
65) Soy un perdedor
66) I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

67) (Sprechen sie Deutches, baby?)
68) Soy un perdedor
69) I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
70) (Know what I'm saying'?)

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Beck Work Loser

1) At the time of chimpanzee
2) I was the monkey
3) Butane of my vein
4) As for me cutting the hardened addict therefore it is
5) Using the plastic eyeball
6) Spray type paint vegetable
7) Stop of the dog hood where the beef has been attached sets the stocking
8) The murder do the headlight
9) And being placed in that neutral
10) The loser the marketing car which blazes
11) And control of cruise
12) As for the baby it is in Reno where vitamin D has been attached
13) Some sofas were obtained
14) Sleep of love seat
15) Someone continues to say
16) I being dissatisfaction, am abnormal
17) About the wedding of the shot gun
18) And soiling of my shirt
19) With you everything which breathes does not have to be believed
20) Illegal parking is obtained
21) And uzi of your sleeve
22) Therefore shave your surface
23) Using the mace of the darkness
24) Rescue all your food stamps
25) And the trailer park is burnt

26) (Yo. Cut that)
27) Soybean United Nations perdedor
28) It is in love with I who me, therefore why is not the baby of the loser and kills?

29) (Back shot of double barrel)

30) Soybean United Nations perdedor
31) It is in love with I who me, therefore why is not the baby of the loser and kills?

32) Power of badness of unpleasant impression of person
33) All musics of the gas chamber of the lie were prohibited
34) Cause one has the weasel
35) And other things have the flag
36) As for one in the stick, it is other than the sack which is pushed
37) It shows with re-screening
38) And fairing operation of nose of cocaine
39) Junk of the daytime of slop of fork singer
40) He applied him himself of the string of the guitar
41) Strike the neck of the turkey strongly
42) And that catches from the pigeon wing
43) If it cannot be related, it cannot write
44) Exchange the cash because of the beef
45) Because of body of hatred
46) And my time is the part of the wax
47) Falling of termite
48) Someone is stifling with the fragment?
49) Soybean United Nations perdedor
50) It is in love with I who me, therefore why is not the baby of the loser and kills?
51) (Become the cheese doing hand and insanity)
52) Soybean United Nations perdedor
53) It is in love with I who me, therefore why is not the baby of the loser and kills?
54) (The drive by the body bores the hole)
55) (Yo lowers that, it comes having)
56) Soybean….
57) I am the operator; I am the winner
58) Thing is the expectation which changes
59) As for me it can feel that
60)) Soybean United Nations perdedor
61) It is in love with I who me, therefore why is not the baby of the loser and kills?
62) (As for me is believed it is not possible thing which)
63) Soybean United Nations perdedor
64) It is in love with I who me, therefore why is not the baby of the loser and kills?
65) Soybean United Nations perdedor
66) It is in love with I who me, therefore why is not the baby of the loser and kills?
67) (Sie Deutches of sprechen, baby?)
68) Soybean United Nations perdedor
69) It is in love with I who me, therefore why is not the baby of the loser and kills?
70) (Know that I say?)



I had a decision I had to make with this song considering there is some Spanish and German in the song. Apparently Beck is multi-lingual. Anyway I decided to treat the Spanish and German phrases as if they were in English, so I selected "English to Japanese" when translating those lines. That's why it ended up being "Soybean United Nations perdedor" If I had translated the Spanish to English, then to Japanese and back to English it would have said "I am the loser" which would have been more correct but not as funny. In fact I have to take liberties with some of the words, especially conjunctions. If I'm shows up, I change it to I am before I translate it to Japanese. I usually take compound words apart to if it doesn't translate into Japanese. In this song I took the word "beefcake" and separated it into "beef" and "cake".

I try to find something different to end the week every week. I think I'm going to start posting my favorite mistranslated lines for the week at the end of the week in a separate post. I'll have to do a top ten funniest mistranslated lines at the end of each week. But for this first one, I'll sum up all the ones that I think are really funny from all of my blog posts so far. Look for them in the next post.

Black Hole Sun ~ by Soundgarden

Black Hole Sun is probably my favorite song from the 90's. Let's see what Babel Fish does to it.

Black Hole Sun ~ by Soundgarden

1) In my eyes, indisposed
2) In disguise, as no one knows
3) Hides the face
4) Lies the snake
5) The sun in my disgrace
6) Boiling heat, summer stench
7) 'Neath the black the sky looks dead
8) Call my name through the cream
9) And I'll hear you scream again

10) Black hole sun won't you come
11) And wash away the rain
12) Black hole sun won't you come
13) Won't you come

14) Stuttering, cold and damp
15) Steal the warm wind tired friend
16) Times are gone for honest men
17) And sometimes far too long for snakes
18) In my shoes, walking sleep
19) And my youth I pray to keep
20) Heaven send hell away
21) No one sings like you anymore

22) Black hole sun won't you come
23) And wash away the rain
24) Black hole sun won't you come
25) Won't you come

26) Hang my head
27) Drown my fear
28) Till you all just disappear

29) Black hole sun won't you come
30) And wash away the rain
31) Black hole sun won't you come
32) Won't you come

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Sun of Soundgarden Work Black Hole

1) My eye which gives up
2) Everyone's origin doing, you have known with disguise
3) The surface is hidden
4) There is a snake
5) The sun of my dishonor
6) Stench of boiling thermal summer
7) The sky has died under black, you see
8) Call my name through the cream
9) And I inquire about that you shout for the second time

10) The sun of black hole comes
11) And wash away the rain
12) The sun of black hole comes
13) It comes

14) Cold and the humidity which stutter
15) Steal the friend whom it is tired with the warm air
16) At the time for the honest person it goes
17) And occasionally it is long directly excessively for the snake
18) The sleep which my shoes walks
19) And my youth who is prayed because I maintain
20) The heaven sends the hell
21) Who like you, you do not sing anymore

22) The sun of black hole comes
23) And wash away the rain
24) The sun of black hole comes
25) It comes

26) Use my head
27) Dampen my fear
28) Go out exactly to your everything

29) The sun of black hole comes
30) And wash away the rain
31) The sun of black hole comes
32) It comes

Creep ~ by Radiohead

Radiohead is another great band that made its first appearance in the early 90's and they are still going strong today. Let's see how babelfish messes up the song "Creep".

Creep ~ by Radiohead

1) When you were here before
2) Couldn't look you in the eye
3) You're just like an angel
4) Your skin makes me cry

5) You float like a feather
6) In a beautiful world
7) I wish I was special
8) You're so f****** special

9) But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
10) What the hell am I doing here?
11) I don't belong here

12) I don't care if it hurts
13) I want to have control
14) I want a perfect body
15) I want a perfect soul

16) I want you to notice
17) When I'm not around
18) You're so f****** special
19) I wish I was special

20) But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
21) What the hell am I doing here?
22) I don't belong here

23) She's running out the door
24) She's running
25) She run, run, run, run, run

26) Whatever makes you happy
27) Whatever you want
28) You're so f****** special
29) I wish I was special

30) But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
31) What the hell am I doing here?
32) I don't belong here
33) I don't belong here

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Radiohead work creeping

1) When before being here
2) The eye it could not see
3) Like the angel exactly is
4) Your skin shouts in me

5) Like the feather it floats
6) Beautiful world
7) I desire the fact that I am special
8) So the correspondent it has had sexual intercourse

9) But I creeping, am the eccentric who is I
10) Have I turned what to here?
11) I do not belong here

12) If as for me that is hurt, you do not worry
13) I think that we would like to possess control
14) I think that we want the complete body
15) I think that we want complete mind

16) As for me we want becoming aware
17) When there is no I
18) So the correspondent it has had sexual intercourse
19) I desire the fact that I am special

20) But I creeping, am the eccentric who is I
21) Have I turned what to here?
22) I do not belong here

23) She is moving the door
24) She is running
25) She runs, runs, runs, runs, runs

26) As for those which are made happily with what
27) As for those which you think that we want, with what
28) So the correspondent it has had sexual intercourse
29) I desire the fact that I am special

30) But I creeping, am the eccentric who is I
31) Have I turned what to here?
32) I do not belong here
33) I do not belong here

Lithium ~ by Nirvana

Nirvana was probably the most memorable band of the grunge/alternative era of the early to mid 90's.

Lithium ~ by Nirvana

1) I'm so happy 'cause today
2) I've found my friends
3) They're in my head
4) I'm so ugly, but that's okay, 'cause so are you
5) We've broken our mirrors
6) Sunday morning is everyday for all I care
7) And I'm not scared
8) Light my candles, in a daze
9) 'Cause I've found God
10) Hey, hey hey
11) Hey, hey hey
12) Hey, hey hey
13) Hey, hey hey
14) Hey, hey hey
15) Hey, hey hey

16) I'm so lonely, but that's okay, I shaved my head
17) And I'm not sad
18) And just maybe I'm to blame for all I've heard
19) But I'm not sure
20) I'm so excited, I can't wait to meet you there
21) But I don't care
22) I'm so horny, but that's okay
23) My will is good
24) Hey, hey hey
25) Hey, hey hey
26) Hey, hey hey
27) Hey, hey hey
28) Hey, hey hey
29) Hey, hey hey

30) I like it - I'm not gonna crack
31) I miss you - I'm not gonna crack
32) I love you - I'm not gonna crack
33) I killed you - I'm not gonna crack

34) I like it - I'm not gonna crack
35) I miss you - I'm not gonna crack
36) I love you - I'm not gonna crack
37) I killed you - I'm not gonna crack

38) I'm so happy 'cause today
39) I've found my friends
40) They're in my head
41) I'm so ugly, but that's okay, 'cause so are you
42) We've broken our mirrors
43) Sunday morning is everyday for all I care
44) And I'm not scared
45) Light my candles in a daze
46) 'Cause I've found God
47) Hey, hey hey
48) Hey, hey hey
49) Hey, hey hey
50) Hey, hey hey
51) Hey, hey hey
52) Hey, hey hey

53) I like it - I'm not gonna crack
54) I miss you - I'm not gonna crack
55) I love you - I'm not gonna crack
56) I killed you - I'm not gonna crack

57) I like it - I'm not gonna crack
58) I miss you - I'm not gonna crack
59) I love you - I'm not gonna crack
60) I killed you - I'm not gonna crack

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Nirvana Work Lithium

1) I am today such a happy cause
2) I found my friend
3) As for those there is my head
4) I am scurvy very, but as for that okay and cause therefore is
5) We broke our mirrors
6) Morning of Sunday is every day when it does not care at all
7) And I could not to have
8) Attach my candle of going astray, glaringly
9) Cause I found God
10) Just a little, just a little just a little
11) Just a little, just a little just a little
12) Just a little, just a little just a little
13) Just a little, just a little just a little
14) Just a little, just a little just a little
15) Just a little, just a little just a little

16) I very am lonely, but that is good, me my head which is shaved
17) And I am not sad
18) And everything which I hear me exactly is designated as responsibility, perhaps it should, is
19) But I am not secure
20) I am excited following in order to meet there where it is, as for me it is not possible to wait
21) But I do not worry
22) I very am the keratin, but that is good
23) My will is good
24) Just a little, just a little just a little
25) Just a little, just a little just a little
26) Just a little, just a little just a little
27) Just a little, just a little just a little
28) Just a little, just a little just a little
29) Just a little, just a little just a little

30) I that, me have not done the fact that it cracks, you like
31) I me have not done the fact that it cracks, it lets escape
32) I me have not done the fact that it cracks, it loves
33) I me have not done the fact that it cracks, you killed

34) I that, me have not done the fact that it cracks, you like
35) I me have not done the fact that it cracks, it lets escape
36) I me have not done the fact that it cracks, it loves
37) I me have not done the fact that it cracks, you killed

38) I am today such a happy cause
39) I found my friend
40) As for those there is my head
41) I am scurvy very, but as for that okay and cause therefore is
42) We broke our mirrors
43) Morning of Sunday is every day when it does not care at all
44) And I could not to have
45) Attach my candle of going astray, glaringly
46) Cause I found God
47) Just a little, just a little just a little
48) Just a little, just a little just a little
49) Just a little, just a little just a little
50) Just a little, just a little just a little
51) Just a little, just a little just a little
52) Just a little, just a little just a little

53) I that, me have not done the fact that it cracks, you like
54) I me have not done the fact that it cracks, it lets escape
55) I me have not done the fact that it cracks, it loves
56) I me have not done the fact that it cracks, you killed

57) I that, me have not done the fact that it cracks, you like
58) I me have not done the fact that it cracks, it lets escape
59) I me have not done the fact that it cracks, it loves
60) I me have not done the fact that it cracks, you killed

Weezer ~ Say it Ain't So

I thought I would do some lyrics from some songs from the grunge/alternative era of the early to mid 90's this week. We'll start off with Weezer's "Say it Ain't So".

Say it Ain't So ~ by Weezer

1) Oh yeah
2) Alright

3) Somebody's Heine'
4) Is crowdin' my icebox
5) Somebody's cold one
6) Is givin' me chills
7) Guess I'll just close my eyes

8) Oh yeah
9) Alright
10) Feels good
11) Inside

12) Flip on the tele
13) Wrestle with Jimmy
14) Something is bubbling
15) Behind my back
16) The bottle is ready to blow

17) Say it ain't so
18) Your drug is a heartbreaker
19) Say it ain't so
20) My love is a life taker

21) I can't confront you
22) I never could do
23) That which might hurt you
24) So try and be cool
25) When I say
26) This way is a waterslide away from me
27) That takes you further every day
28) So be cool

29) Say it ain't so
30) Your drug is a heartbreaker
31) Say it ain't so
32) My love is a life taker

33) Dear Daddy
34) I write you in spite of years of silence
35) You've cleaned up, found Jesus, things are good or so I hear
36) This bottle of Steven's awakens ancient feelings
37) Like father, stepfather, the son is drowning in the flood
38) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

39) Say it ain't so
40) Your drug is a heartbreaker
41) Say it ain't so
42) My love is a life taker

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That So Means That It Does Not Do With Weezer

1) Oh it can obtain
2) Without something to say

3) Someone Heine'
4) It has made my refrigerator be congested
5) Someone cool one
6) Chill is given to me
7) Presumption I closes my eye exactly


8) Oh it can obtain
9) Without something to say
10) Feeling is good
11) In

12) The flip being distant
13) Grapple with Jimi
14) Something has bubbled
15) Rear of my back section
16) Blowing, preparation does the bottle

17) That so means that it is not
18) Your medicine is the heartbreaker
19) That so means that it is not
20) My love is the life destination

21) It cannot face me
22) As for me it was not possible never to do
23) That perhaps you damage
24) Therefore attempt to be cool
25) When I say
26) This method is waterslide from my
27) Every day above that is taken
28) Therefore it is cool, but be

29) That so means that it is not
30) Your medicine is the heartbreaker
31) That so means that it is not
32) My love is the life destination

33) The father who becomes love
34) I in spite on also the year of silence write
35) Yes Christ who finds it became clean, thing it is good or therefore I hear
36) The Suteibun saw is to extend the ancient feeling is made to awaken
37) Like the father, the stepfather is soaked in the flood, the son
38) Obtaining you obtain, can obtain, obtain can, obtain can

39) That so means that it is not
40) Your medicine is the heartbreaker
41) That so means that it is not
42) My love is the life destination

TV Show Theme Song Week: Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Okay, here's the last one for this week, but I'll probably do another TV show theme song week again sometime in the future. Everyone should know this one, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

1) Now this is the story all about how
2) My life got flipped, turned upside down
3) And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
4) I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

5) In West Philadelphia I was born and raised
6) On the playground is where I spent most of my days
7) Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin all cool
8) And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school

9) When a couple of guys who were up to no good
10) Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
11) I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
12) And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air."

13) I whistled for a cab, and when it came near
14) The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
15) If anything I could say that this cat was rare
16) But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air."

17) I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
18) and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later."
19) Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
20) To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

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Oji Where the Bell Air is New

1) This time as for this the story how concerning completely
2) My life could being repelled, being reversed
3) And I the amount which sits down exactly just there desire the fact that it is required
4) I call how you became Oji of the town where I was called Bel Air

5) I was born with Huiraderuhiia west, was lifted
6) It is at the point where I passed the majority of my days at the athletic field
7) maxin' which, is cool completely becomes cold and loosens
8) And everything which shoots the b-sphere outside the school

9) It is good, to the man-hour 23 it is not
10) The compilation trouble to which my neighborhood is begun
11) As for me one swaying a little, profit, my mother could having made can to have
12) And "which was said; Bel Air. " It is moving your aunt and with the uncle

13) As for me when coming because of the taxi soon, blowing the whistle
14) As for license plate "You said; New " And to that there were dies with the mirror
15) That this cat be fixed was, if me it can say with anything
16) But as for me "You thought; As for nah that Bel Air. " To the house of Yo you have forgotten

17) I pulled out in the house concerning seven or eight
18) And as for me "of taxi driver; You shouted; To return to the house afterwards depending
upon Yo, the gu. "
19) My kingdom, me it was finally there, you saw
20) In order to sit down in my throne, as the Oji of Bel Air

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Hope you enjoyed TV Theme Show week. There will be another one soon. I like to end the week with something special and I try to do something every week. So I though I would mistranslate the titles to a bunch of TV Shows. Here they are:

Howdy Doody = And a Doody (C'mon that's funny!)

The Lone Ranger = Independent Ranger

The Abbott and Costello Show = It Shows Abbott and Costello

Name That Tune = List the Condition

Flash Gordon = Gordon Which is Not the Coming Out Eye

Lassie = Girl Ratsushi (rat sushi?)

The Honeymooners = Newly-Married Traveler

Alfred Hitchcock Presents = It Shows Alph Lead Lead Hitchcock

Leave it to Beaver = Leave That to the Beaver

Yogi Bear = Yoga Line Person Ku Ma

The Huckleberry Hound Show = Being Hollow Thing Hound Show

Bonanza = Wealth Ore Band (I'm not making these up)

The Twilight Zone = Is the So Zone of the Re

Dennis the Menace = Dennis Threat

My Favorite Martian = Mars person of my taste

Jonny Quest = The Search for Jonny

Bewitched = Magic Can Be Applied

Underdog = Loser

The Flying Nun = Nun of Flight

Monty Python's Flying Circus = Circus of Flight of the Serpent of Monty

Soul Train = Train of Mind

Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids = Albert of Fat Quality and the Child of Cosby

Planet of the Apes = Planet of Monkey

The Incredible Hulk = Believing Good Waste Hull

The Greatest American Hero = Splendid American Hero

Gimme a Break! = Be Broken in Me and Give the Eye

Late Night with David Letterman = David Letterman and Night Slow

T.J. Hooker = The Prostitute of T.J.

G.I. Joe = G.I. Jaw

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe = He Arranges the Master Person of Outer Space

Miami Vice = The Miami Badness

Who's the Boss? = Is the Chief Who?

Care Bears = It Withstands Worry

She-Ra: Princess of Power = Her-Ra: King Woman of Power

The Golden Girls = Girl Kin

Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wrestling = The Stone of Hogan of the Waste Hull and Struggle

Spenser: For Hire = Spenser for Rent Debt

Growing Pains = The Pain Which Grows

M.A.S.K. (Mobile Armored Strike Kommand) = M.A.S.K. (Portable Type Armoring Assault Order)

Perfect Strangers = Complete Others

Pee-Wee's Playhouse = Just a Little Play House of Urine (I almost died when I saw that!)

The Real Ghostbusters = Destructive Person of Illusion of Substance

ALF (Alien Life Form) = ALF (Life Body of Foreign Country)

Sledge Hammer = Sled Hammer

Married...With Children = ...You Have Gotten Married the Child

Headbangers Ball = Sphere of Head Fire Cracker

Duck Tales = Story of Duck

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Turtle of a Teen of Ninja of Mutation Body

Yo! MTV Raps = Yo! It Hits MTV

Garfield and Friends = Gahuirudo and Friend

The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh = The Venture Fool Whose Uini is New

Saved by the Bell = The Bell Work it is Rescued

The Arsenio Hall Show = Arsenio Hole Show (I don't think I would want to watch that one)

Chip n' Dale Rescue Rangers = Fragment n' Ranger of Rescue of Valley

Quantum Leap = Large Leap

Super Mario Bros. Super Show! = Sibling Extreme Show of Extreme Mario!

American Gladiators = The American Sword Fighting Loyal Retainer

Major Dad = Furthermore Principal Father

Family Matters = The Family is Important

America's Funniest Home Videos = America's Home Video Whose is Strangest

Swamp Thing = Thing of Mud Area

America's Funniest People = The People Whose America is Strangest

Get a Life = Profit Do the Life

Herman's Head = Hellman's Head (Mayonnaise?)

Home Improvement = Reconstruction

Barney and Friends = Quarrel and Friend

Goof Troop = The Troop of Stupidity

Mad About You = Concerning You the Lunatic

The Ben Stiller Show = Quieter Show than Venn (This just keeps getting weirder)

World Wrestling Federation: Monday Night Raw = The Combination Where the World Struggles: Unprocessed Monday Night

Homicide: Life on the Street = Homicide: Life of Sort

Beavis and Butt-Head = Beavis and the Bat Take the Lead

Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog = Venture Porcupine of Sound Wave

Xena: Warrior Princess = Xena: King Woman of Soldier

3rd Rock from the Sun = 3rd Stone from Sunday

Hey Arnold! = Just a Little Arnold!

Just Shoot Me! = Shoot Me Exactly!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer = The Murder Person of the Vampire Which is Intoxicated

Win Ben Stein's Money = Money of Victory Venn Stain

Who Wants to be a Millionaire? = You Think that Someone Would Like to be the Large Magnate?

MTV Cribs = The Lintel Bucket of MTV

Aqua Teen Hunger Force = Hungry Power of a Teen of Water

The Bernie Mac Show = Bell Knee Mac Show

What Not to Wear = What Which it Should Not Attach to the Body

Last Comic Standing = Last Comedy Position

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy = Strange Eye for Straight Person

Two and a Half Men = 2.5 Person

Pimp My Ride = My Riding in a Car Leads Prostitution

My Name is Earl = My Name is the Count

Deal or No Deal = There is No Transaction or Transaction

Ugly Betty = Scurvy Betty

TV Show Theme Song Week: Brady Bunch and Three's Company

I know that most of these theme songs have been from shows that ran during the 60's, 70's, and 80's. The reason is because there aren't too many notable theme show songs these days. Many of them are instrumental which doesn't really work for this blog. Most of the classic theme songs come from the 60's, 70's, and the 80's. There are some from the 90's too, just wait until tomorrow's theme song that I'm going to use to finish out the week, it's gonna be a good one. But here, enjoy two theme songs from the 70's: The Brady Bunch and Three's Company!

The Brady Bunch

1) Here's the story of a lovely lady
2) Who was bringing up three very lovely girls
3) All of them had hair of gold, like their mother
4) The youngest one in curls

5) Here's the store, of a man named Brady
6) Who was busy with three boys of his own
7) They were four men, living all together
8) Yet they were all alone

9) Till the one day when the lady met this fellow
10) And they knew it was much more than a hunch
11) That this group would somehow form a family
12) That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch
13) The Brady Bunch

14) That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch
15) The Brady Bunch

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The Bundle of Brady

1) As for the story of the beautiful woman there is here
2) You had raised the girl someone three is beautiful very?
3) There was a hair of the gold entirely like the mother
4) One where the cirque is youngest

5) As for the store of the person who lists Brady and name, there is here
6) Someone was three boys of his himself ones and in the midst of using?
7) They were four human everything which has lived together
8) However, those were just complete

9) To one days when the woman meets to this companion
10) And they had known that is than intuition greatly mainly
11) How this group, doing, forms the family
12) That is we who have become the bundle of Brady with method entirely
13) The bundle of Brady

14) That is we who have become the bundle of Brady with method entirely
15) The bundle of Brady

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Three's Company

1) Come and knock on our door
2) We've been waiting for you
3) Where the kisses are hers and hers and his
4) Three's company too

5) Come and dance on on our floor
6) Take a step that is new
7) We've a lovable space that needs your face
8) Three's company too

9) You'll see that life is a frolic
10) And laughter is calling for you
11) Down at our rendezvous
12) Three's company, too!

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Three is the company

1) Come being our doors, hit
2) We wait directly
3) Kiss her ones and her ones and the place where it is that
4) Three is the company

5) Come being our floors, dance
6) Step on the new step
7) It possesses the lovely space where we need your surface
8) Three is the company

9) You look at that life is amusement
10) And laughter seeks you
11) With our rendezvous
12) Three is the company!

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Okay, I have a theme song from a newer show, but the show is set in the 70's. Yes, it's That 70's Show. It's a really short one so I'll throw it in as a little extra bonus.

That 70's Show

1) Hangin' out
2) Down the street
3) The same old thing
4) We did last week.
5) Not a thing to do
6) But talk to you
7) We're all alright!
8) We're all alright!

9) Hello Wisconsin!

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The 70 shows

1) Pass the time
2) Under sort
3) The same old thing
4) We last week did
5) Should do, without being
6) But to your story
7) We are everything without something to say!
8) We are everything without something to say!

9) Today Wisconsin!

TV Show Theme Song Week: The Jeffersons and Diff'rent Strokes

Here's two more for you, "The Jeffersons" and "Diff'rent Strokes"

The Jeffersons

1) Well we're movin on up
2) To the east side
3) To a deluxe apartment in the sky
4) Movin on up
5) To the east side
6) We finally got a piece of the pie

7) Fish don't fry in the kitchen
8) Beans don't burn on the grill
9) Took a whole lotta tryin'
10) Just to get up that hill
11) Now we're up in the big leagues
12) Gettin' our turn at bat
13) As long as we live, it's you and me baby
14) There ain't nothin wrong with that

15) Well we're movin on up
16) To the east side
17) To a deluxe apartment in the sky
18) Movin on up
19) To the east side
20) We finally got a piece of the pie

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Jeffersons

1) We are advanced well
2) On east side
3) Deluxe of sky in apartment
4) Advance
5) On east side
6) We obtained the part of the pie finally

7) The fish wears the fried food which does not have the kitchen
8) The bean does not burn with the grill
9) Many the fact that you try was taken
10) Exactly, in order to cause that hill
11) We this time are in the major league
12) Obtain our revolutions with the bat
13) If we have lived, that is your and my baby
14) By mistake is not with that at all

15) We are advanced well
16) On east side
17) Deluxe of sky in apartment
18) Advance
19) On east side
20) We obtained the part of the pie finally

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Diff'rent Strokes

1) Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum,
2) What might be right for you, may not be right for some.
3) A man is born, he's a man of means.
4) Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.

5) But they got, Diff'rent Strokes.
6) It takes, Diff'rent Strokes.
7) It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.

8) Everybody's got a special kind of story
9) Everybody finds a way to shine,
10) It don't matter that you got not alot
11) So what,
12) They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours, and I'll have mine.
13) And together we'll be fine....

14) Because it takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.
15) Yes it does.
16) It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.

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The Shock Which Differs

1) This time, as for the world it does not move to the sound of one drum exactly
2) Anything perhaps it is the right because of you, because of many is good with the right
3) The person is born, the average person who is he
4) Then paralleling to 2 where it comes, those obtained the jeans

5) But those obtained the shock which differs
6) That takes the shock which differs
7) That takes the shock which differs in order to move the world

8) Everyone has the special kind of story
9) Everyone finds the method of shining
10) The large quantity obtaining it is not important
11) Therefore what
12) There are his et. al ones in those, are your, there are my ones in me
13) And we are good together

14) Because the shock where that differs in order to move the world is taken
15) It is, as for that
16) That takes the shock which differs in order to move the world

TV Show Theme Song Week: All in the Family and Happy Days

Some TV theme songs tend to be pretty short, so I'll give you two of them today. We'll do "All in the Family" and "Happy Days".

All in the Family

1) Boy the way Glen Miller played
2) Songs that made the hit parade
3) Guys like us we had it made
4) Those were the days

5) And you knew who you were then
6) Girls were girls and men were men
7) Mister we could use a man
8) Like Herbert Hoover again

9) Didn't need no welfare state
10) Everybody pulled his weight
11) Gee our old LaSalle ran great
12) Those were the days

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Everything of family

1) The boy where the methodological ravine mirror played
2) The song which made hit parade
3) Human we like us had forming that
4) Those were day

5) You had known and it was who
6) The girl was the girl, the person was the person
7) Person we can use the person
8) For the second time, like Herbert Hoover

9) Welfare state was not needed
10) Everyone pulled that weight
11) Gee LaSalle where we are old it is large, it moved
12) Those were day

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Happy Days

1) Sunday, Monday, Happy Days
2) Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days
3) Thursday, Friday, Happy Days
4) The weekend comes
5) My cycle hums
6) Ready to race to you

7) These days are all
8) Happy and Free (Those Happy Days)
9) These days are all
10) Share them with me (oh baby)
11) Goodbye gray sky, hello blue
12) There's nothing can hold me when I hold you
13) Feels so right, it can't be wrong
14) Rockin' and rollin' all week long

15) Sunday, Monday, Happy Days
16) Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days
17) Thursday, Friday, Happy Days
18) Saturday, What a day
19) Groovin' all week with you

20) These days are all
21) Share them with me (Those Happy Days)
22) These days are all
23) Happy and Free (oh baby)
24) These Happy Days are yours and mine
25) These Happy Days are yours and mine, Happy Days

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Happy day

1) Sunday, Monday, happy day
2) Tuesday, Wednesday, happy day
3) Thursday, Friday, happy day
4) Weekend it comes
5) The bu it is the bu it is you call my period
6) Prepare in order to compete to you

7) Recently there is everything
8) If happiness you release, (those happy days)
9) Recently there is everything
10) Me share those (the oh baby)
11) Way if sky of gray, today blue
12) When I grasp, what it can grasp me, it is not
13) Therefore the right, that you are wrong, but it is, you feel
14) It shakes all weeks long, rolls

15) Sunday, Monday, happy day
16) Tuesday, Wednesday, happy day
17) Thursday, Friday, happy day
18) How day, Saturday
19) Make the groove in your all week

20) Recently there is everything
21) Me share those (those happy days)
22) Recently there is everything
23) If happiness you release, (the oh baby)
24) These happy days you and are my ones
25) These happy days you and my ones, are happy day

TV Show Theme Song Week: Gilligan's Isle

The other day I was listening to a podcast called Chicken Pop Pod. They did a TV show theme song quiz. So it got me thinking about taking TV theme songs and mistranslating them. Well, let's get started, here's Gilligan's Isle.

Gilligan's Isle

1) Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
2) A tale of a fateful trip
3) That started from this tropic port
4) Aboard this tiny ship

5) The mate was a mighty sailing man
6) The skipper brave and sure
7) Five passengers set sail that day
8) For a three hour tour, a three hour tour

9) The weather started getting rough
10) The tiny ship was tossed
11) If not for the courage of the fearless crew
12) The minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost

13) The ship set ground on the shore
14) Of this uncharted desert isle
15) With Gilligan, the Skipper too,
16) The millionaire and his wife,
17) The movie star, the professor, and Mary Ann
18) Here on Gilligan's Isle.

19) So this is the tale of the castaways
20) They're here for a long, long time
21) They'll have to make the best of things
22) It's an uphill climb

23) The first mate and the Skipper too
24) Will do their very best
25) To make the others comfortable
26) In the tropic island nest

27) No phone, no lights no motor cars
28) Not a single luxury
29) Like Robinson Crusoe
30) As primitive as can be

31) So join us here each week my friends
32) You're sure to get a smile
33) From seven stranded castaways
34) Here on "Gilligan's Isle."

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The Island of Gilligans

1) Exactly if the back section is made to sit down just, you inquire about the story
2) Story of fatal traveling
3) That started from this tropical port
4) This small boat

5) The companion was the person of mighty navigation
6) The brave person whom it flies and truly
7) Five passengers put in place the day sail
8) For three hour traveling, three hour traveling

9) The weather started becoming rough
10) The small boat was thrown
11) So when is not, because of courage of the daring crew
12) The tiddler is lost the tiddler, it is lost

13) Fixed land of coastal boat
14) The island of the desert which is not this map
15) Using Gilligan, the person whom it flies
16) Large magnate and that wife
17) Movie star and professor and Mary Un
18) Here with the island of Gilligans

19) Therefore this is the story of the hoodlum
20) As for those for a long time there is here
21) Those must make the best of thing
22) That is rise of rising

23) The first mate and the person whom it flies
24) It is best, it does
25) In order to make other things comfortable
26) Nest of tropical island

27) The telephone it is not, the light/write it is not there is no automobile
28) The single luxury which is not
29) Like Robinson Crusoe
30) In the same way it is possible a certain thing the native people

31) Therefore us my friend every week connect here
32) Obtaining smile, it is secure
33) It ran aground the hoodlum from 7
34) Here with the Island of Gilligans