Top Ten Mistranslated Beatles Lyrics of the Week

Here are this week's top ten funniest mistranslations:

1. From: Help!
Original: (Now) But now these days are gone (These days are gone), I'm not so self assured
Mistranslation: But (now), now it goes recently (recently), I, It goes; where it has conviction so

2. From: Yellow Submarine
Original: In our yellow (In our yellow) submarine (Submarine, ha, ha)
Mistranslation: We yellow (with our yellows) the submarine (submarine, ha and ha)

3. From: A Day in the Life
Original: I read the news today, oh boy
Mistranslation: Today I read the oh boy of news

4. From: Yellow Submarine
Original: Full speed ahead, Mr. Parker, full speed ahead!
Mistranslation: In full speed front, in Parker full speed person front!

5. From: Yellow Submarine
Original: Aye, aye, sir, fire!
Mistranslation: Approval and approval, fire!

6. From: A Day in the Life
Original: Made the bus in seconds flat
Mistranslation: The second bus was made level

7. From: A Day in the Life
Original: Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
Mistranslation: My method was found under, the glass was drunk

8. From: A Day in the Life
Original: Dragged a comb across my head
Mistranslation: The comb which crosses my head was pulled

9. From: A Day in the Life
Original: I'd love to turn you on
Mistranslation: I think that we would like to attach

10. From: Yellow Submarine
Original: Full speed over here, sir!
Mistranslation: In full speed this!

A Day in the Life ~ by The Beatles

A Day in the Life ~ by The Beatles

1) I read the news today oh boy
2) About a lucky man who made the grade
3) And though the news was rather sad
4) Well I just had to laugh
5) I saw the photograph
6) He blew his mind out in a car
7) He didn't notice that the lights had changed
8) A crowd of people stood and stared
9) They'd seen his face before
10) Nobody was really sure
11) If he was from the House of Lords
12) I saw a film today oh boy
13) The English Army had just won the war
14) A crowd of people turned away
15) But I just had to look
16) Having read the book
17) I'd love to turn you on

18) Woke up, fell out of bed
19) Dragged a comb across my head
20) Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
21) And looking up I noticed I was late
22) Found my coat and grabbed my hat
23) Made the bus in seconds flat
24) Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
25) And somebody spoke and I went into a dream

26) I read the news today oh boy
27) Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
28) And though the holes were rather small
29) They had to count them all
30) Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
31) I'd love to turn you on

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Day of Beatles Work Life

1) Today I read the oh boy of news
2) About the fortunate person who made class
3) However news was somewhat sad
4) I must laugh exactly well
5) I looked at the photograph
6) He blew that heart of the car
7) He did not become aware in the light changing
8) Crowd of the people stood, scrutinized
9) Looked at that surface before a certain thing
10) No one really was secure
11) When he is from the Upper House
12) Today I met the oh boy of the film
13) The English troop won war exactly
14) Crowd of the people whom it turns
15) But I must see exactly
16) The book is read
17) I think that we would like to attach

18) It awoke from the bed, fell
19) The comb which crosses my head was pulled
20) My method was found under, the glass was drunk
21) I became aware inspecting, being late
22) My coat was found, my hat was grasped
23) The second bus was made level
24) My method was found in the second floor, had the smoke
25) And someone spoke, I entered into dream

26) Today I read the oh boy of news
27) Four thousand hole of Blackburn and Lancashire
28) However the hole was somewhat small
29) Those must count those entirely
30) This time you have known that takes in order to fill up no hole Albert hole
31) I think that we would like to attach

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds ~ by The Beatles

The title of this song, when mistranslated sounds a lot like the title of a Salvador Dalí painting.

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds ~ by The Beatles

1) Picture yourself in a boat on a river
2) With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
3) Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
4) A girl with kaleidoscope eyes

5) Cellophane flowers of yellow and green
6) Towering over your head
7) Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes
8) And she's gone

9) Lucy in the sky with diamonds
10) Lucy in the sky with diamonds
11) Lucy in the sky with diamonds
12) Aaaaahhhhh...

13) Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain
14) Where rocking horse people eat marshmellow pies
15) Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers
16) That grow so incredibly high

17) Newpaper taxis appear on the shore
18) Waiting to take you away
19) Climb in the back with your head in the clouds
20) And you're gone

21) Lucy in the sky with diamonds
22) Lucy in the sky with diamonds
23) Lucy in the sky with diamonds
24) Aaaaahhhhh...

25) Picture yourself on a train in a station
26) With plasticine porters with looking glass ties
27) Suddenly someone is there at the turnstyle
28) The girl with the kaleidoscope eyes

29) Lucy in the sky with diamonds
30) Lucy in the sky with diamonds
31) Lucy in the sky with diamonds
32) Aaaaahhhhh...
33) Lucy in the sky with diamonds
34) Lucy in the sky with diamonds
35) Lucy in the sky with diamonds
36) Aaaaahhhhh...
37) Lucy in the sky with diamonds
38) Lucy in the sky with diamonds
39) Lucy in the sky with diamonds (fade out)

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Lucy of the Sky Where the Beatles Work Diamond Has Been Attached

1) Image yourself of boat of river
2) Using the tangerine wood and the sky of the marmalade
3) Someone answers rather slowly, you telephone
4) The girl observes it has the kaleidoscope

5) Flower of cellophane of yellow and green
6) It has risen to your head
7) Search the girl it has the sun of her eye
8) And she goes

9) Lucy of the sky where the diamond has been attached
10) Lucy of the sky where the diamond has been attached
11) Lucy of the sky where the diamond has been attached
12) Aaaaahhhhh…

13) Follow to her in the bridge with the fountain
14) Where the people of the quaver wooden horse eat the marshmallow pie
15) Everyone smiles passing the flower, when it drifts simultaneously
16) As for that you are brought up so very high

17) The newspaper taxi appears in the seashore
18) It leads away, wait
19) Rise of the back section where your head of the cloud has been attached
20) And it goes

21) Lucy of the sky where the diamond has been attached
22) Lucy of the sky where the diamond has been attached
23) Lucy of the sky where the diamond has been attached
24) Aaaaahhhhh…

25) Image yourself of train of place
26) Using the tie of the form seeing, using the porter of the clay for the image
27) As for someone in turnstyle suddenly it is there
28) The girl observes it has the kaleidoscope

29) Lucy of the sky where the diamond has been attached
30) Lucy of the sky where the diamond has been attached
31) Lucy of the sky where the diamond has been attached
32) Aaaaahhhhh…
33) Lucy of the sky where the diamond has been attached
34) Lucy of the sky where the diamond has been attached
35) Lucy of the sky where the diamond has been attached
36) Aaaaahhhhh…
37) Lucy of the sky where the diamond has been attached
38) Lucy of the sky where the diamond has been attached
39) Lucy of the sky where the diamond has been attached
40) Aaaaahhhhh…

Yellow Submarine ~ by The Beatles

Yellow Submarine ~ by The Beatles

1) In the town where I was born
2) Lived a man who sailed to sea
3) And he told us of his life
4) In the land of submarines

5) So we sailed up to the sun
6) Till we found the sea of green
7) And we lived beneath the waves
8) In our yellow submarine

9) We all live in a yellow submarine
10) Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
11) We all live in a yellow submarine
12) Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

13) And our friends are all on board
14) Many more of them live next door
15) And the band begins to play

16) We all live in a yellow submarine
17) Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
18) We all live in a yellow submarine
19) Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

20) (Full speed ahead, Mr. Parker, full speed ahead!
21) Full speed over here, sir!
22) Action station! Action station!
23) Aye, aye, sir, fire!
24) Heaven! Heaven!)

25) As we live a life of ease (A life of ease)
26) Everyone of us (Everyone of us) has all we need (Has all we need)
27) Sky of blue (Sky of blue) and sea of green (Sea of green)
28) In our yellow (In our yellow) submarine (Submarine, ha, ha)

29) We all live in a yellow submarine
30) Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
31) We all live in a yellow submarine
32) Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
33) We all live in a yellow submarine
34) Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
35) We all live in a yellow submarine
36) Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

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Beatles Work Yellow Submarine

1) The town where I am born
2) The person who navigates in the sea had lived
3) And he called to us of that life
4) Land of submarine

5) Therefore we navigated to the sun
6) Until we found the sea of green
7) And we had lived under the wave
8) The submarine we yellow

9) We have lived in the entirely yellow submarine
10) Yellow submarine and yellow submarine
11) We have lived in the entirely yellow submarine
12) Yellow submarine and yellow submarine

13) And our friends are everything in Hunagami
14) Those to be many being placed next which has lived
15) And the band starts playing

16) We have lived in the entirely yellow submarine
17) Yellow submarine and yellow submarine
18) We have lived in the entirely yellow submarine
19) Yellow submarine and yellow submarine

20) (In full speed front, in Parker full speed person front!
21) In full speed this!
22) Action station! Action station!
23) Approval and approval, fire!
24) Heaven! Heaven!)

25) The way us life ease which has lived (the life of ease)
26) (Our everyone) there is everything which we need in our everyone, (it has everything which we need)
27) Blue (sky of blue) sky and green (sea of green) sea
28) We yellow (with our yellows) the submarine (submarine, ha and ha)

29) We have lived in the entirely yellow submarine
30) Yellow submarine and yellow submarine
31) We have lived in the entirely yellow submarine
32) Yellow submarine and yellow submarine
33) We have lived in the entirely yellow submarine
34) Yellow submarine and yellow submarine
35) We have lived in the entirely yellow submarine
36) Yellow submarine and yellow submarine

Help! ~ by The Beatles

These lyrics are going to need some help after Babelfish gets done with them.

Help! ~ by The Beatles

1) Help, I need somebody
2) Help, not just anybody
3) Help, you know I need someone, help

4) When I was younger (So much younger than) so much younger than today
5) (I never needed) I never needed anybody's help in any way
6) (Now) But now these days are gone (These days are gone), I'm not so self assured
7) (I know I've found) Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors

8) Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
9) And I do appreciate you being round
10) Help me get my feet back on the ground
11) Won't you please, please help me

12) (Now) And now my life has changed in oh so many ways
13) (My independence) My independence seems to vanish in the haze
14) (But) But every now (Every now and then) and then I feel so insecure
15) (I know that I) I know that I just need you like I've never done before

16) Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
17) And I do appreciate you being round
18) Help me get my feet back on the ground
19) Won't you please, please help me

20) When I was younger so much younger than today
21) I never needed anybody's help in any way
22) (But) But now these daya are gone (These days are gone), I'm not so self assured
23) (I know I've found) Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors

24) Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
25) And I do appreciate you being round
26) Help me, get my feet back on the ground
27) Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me, ooh

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Help! Beatles Work

1) Help, I need who
2) Anyone and it helps, exactly
3) I someone's help help the fact that it needs, have known

4) I was young and today was younger so rather than (being young so) the time
5) (I) I where it is never needed did not need that completely never everyone helps
6) But (now), now it goes recently (recently), I, It goes; where it has conviction so
7) The fact that (as for me have known that I find) now as for me I change my heart, developed door is found

8) When it is possible, you feel me, help
9) And I have met, it recognizes
10) Help the fact that I recover my feet with the land
11) I am helped

12) (Now) and now my life changed with oh such many methods
13) (My independence) my independence seems that disappears with the haze
14) But next (but) now all (occasionally) and I am moved very by uncertainly
15) That (I never made before and am not the way) having known that I need exactly it has known that

16) When it is possible, you feel me, help
17) And I have met, it recognizes
18) Help the fact that I recover my feet with the land
19) I am helped

20) When I am young and, today so being younger
21) I being someone completely never, did not need that it helps
22) But (but) now recently (going recently), as for me conviction has not met excessively, it goes
23) The fact that (as for me have known that I find) now as for me I change my heart, developed door is found

24) When it is possible, you feel me, help
25) And I have met, it recognizes
26) Help the fact that I recover my feet with the land
27) ooh which helps me who help me, it helps me

A Hard Day's Night ~ by The Beatles

This week I thought I would devote to songs by the Beatles. This probably won't be the only week I'll do this, there are so many great songs to mistranslate. We'll start off with A Hard Day's Night.

A Hard Day's Night by The Beatles

1) It's been a hard day's night,
2) And I'd been working like a dog
3) It's been a hard day's night,
4) I should be sleeping like a log
5) But when I get home to you
6) I find the things that you do
7) Will make me feel alright

8) You know I work all day
9) To get you money to buy you things
10) And it's worth it just to hear you say
11) You're going to give me everything
12) So why on earth should I moan,
13) Cause when I get you alone
14) You know I feel OK

15) When I'm home everything seems to be right
16) When I'm home feeling you holding me tight, tight, yeah

17) It's been a hard day's night,
18) And I'd been working like a dog
19) It's been a hard day's night,
20) I should be sleeping like a log
21) But when I get home to you
22) I find the things that you do
23) Will make me feel alright owww

24) So why on earth should I moan,
25) Cause when I get you alone
26) You know I feel OK

27) When I'm home everything seems to be right
28) When I'm home feeling you holding me tight, tight, yeah

29) It's been a hard day's night,
30) And I'd been working like a dog
31) It's been a hard day's night,
32) I should be sleeping like a log
33) But when I get home to you
34) I find the things that you do
35) Will make me feel alright
36) You know I feel alright
37) You know I feel alright

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Night of Beatles Work Very One Day

1) That directly is the night of very one day
2) And I worked directly like the dog
3) That directly is the night of very one day
4) I should sleep like the log
5) But the time I obtain the house in you
6) I find you thing
7) Being moved something to say is lost by me

8) One Japan and China have known that it works
9) In order to obtain in order thing to buy the money
10) And as for that exactly there is a value which inquires about that you say
11) It has been about to give everything to me
12) I should the earth why, whether is, therefore It comes, voice
13) Just me cause when you obtain
14) You know that I feel well

15) I at the time of the house as for everything seem the correct way
16) When me to be hard being feeling possession thing I of the house, it is hard, can obtain

17) That directly is the night of very one day
18) And I worked directly like the dog
19) That directly is the night of very one day
20) I should sleep like the log
21) But the time I obtain the house in you
22) I find you thing
23) Owww of being moved is made by me without something to say

24) I should the earth why, whether is, therefore It comes, voice
25) Just me cause when you obtain
26) You know that I feel well

27) I at the time of the house as for everything seem the correct way
28) When me to be hard being feeling possession thing I of the house, it is hard, can obtain

29) That directly is the night of very one day
30) And I worked directly like the dog
31) That directly is the night of very one day
32) I should sleep like the log
33) But the time I obtain the house in you
34) I find you thing
35) Being moved something to say is lost by me
36) Me you know that you feel without something to say
37) Me you know that you feel without something to say