TV Show Theme Song Week: Gilligan's Isle

The other day I was listening to a podcast called Chicken Pop Pod. They did a TV show theme song quiz. So it got me thinking about taking TV theme songs and mistranslating them. Well, let's get started, here's Gilligan's Isle.

Gilligan's Isle

1) Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
2) A tale of a fateful trip
3) That started from this tropic port
4) Aboard this tiny ship

5) The mate was a mighty sailing man
6) The skipper brave and sure
7) Five passengers set sail that day
8) For a three hour tour, a three hour tour

9) The weather started getting rough
10) The tiny ship was tossed
11) If not for the courage of the fearless crew
12) The minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost

13) The ship set ground on the shore
14) Of this uncharted desert isle
15) With Gilligan, the Skipper too,
16) The millionaire and his wife,
17) The movie star, the professor, and Mary Ann
18) Here on Gilligan's Isle.

19) So this is the tale of the castaways
20) They're here for a long, long time
21) They'll have to make the best of things
22) It's an uphill climb

23) The first mate and the Skipper too
24) Will do their very best
25) To make the others comfortable
26) In the tropic island nest

27) No phone, no lights no motor cars
28) Not a single luxury
29) Like Robinson Crusoe
30) As primitive as can be

31) So join us here each week my friends
32) You're sure to get a smile
33) From seven stranded castaways
34) Here on "Gilligan's Isle."

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The Island of Gilligans

1) Exactly if the back section is made to sit down just, you inquire about the story
2) Story of fatal traveling
3) That started from this tropical port
4) This small boat

5) The companion was the person of mighty navigation
6) The brave person whom it flies and truly
7) Five passengers put in place the day sail
8) For three hour traveling, three hour traveling

9) The weather started becoming rough
10) The small boat was thrown
11) So when is not, because of courage of the daring crew
12) The tiddler is lost the tiddler, it is lost

13) Fixed land of coastal boat
14) The island of the desert which is not this map
15) Using Gilligan, the person whom it flies
16) Large magnate and that wife
17) Movie star and professor and Mary Un
18) Here with the island of Gilligans

19) Therefore this is the story of the hoodlum
20) As for those for a long time there is here
21) Those must make the best of thing
22) That is rise of rising

23) The first mate and the person whom it flies
24) It is best, it does
25) In order to make other things comfortable
26) Nest of tropical island

27) The telephone it is not, the light/write it is not there is no automobile
28) The single luxury which is not
29) Like Robinson Crusoe
30) In the same way it is possible a certain thing the native people

31) Therefore us my friend every week connect here
32) Obtaining smile, it is secure
33) It ran aground the hoodlum from 7
34) Here with the Island of Gilligans