Monday, October 5, 2009
Hiatus
I've decided to put this blog aside for now. It's been taking some time away from me working on my main blog. I may put it on hold permanently. If you are a reader of this blog and you enjoy it then comment on this post that you would like to see it continue. If I get enough comments I may just start it back up. I do enjoy making this blog, but sometimes there aren't enough hours in the day to do everything I need to do. So, I don't know how long it will be, but for now Universal Language of Mankind is gonna go up on the shelf for a little while and collect some dust.
Friday, October 2, 2009
Worst Songs Week: Top Ten
Here is the top ten list for Worst Songs Week. I think this week had some of the best mistranslated lyrics.
1) Song: She Bangs ~ by Ricky Martin
Original: She bangs, she bangs
Mistranslation: She hits hard, her hits hard
2) Song: Achy Breaky Heart ~ by Billy Ray Cyrus
Original: He might blow up and kill this man
Mistranslation: Perhaps he blasts this person, kills
3) Song: She Bangs ~ by Ricky Martin
Original: I'll let her rough me up 'til she knocks me out
Mistranslation: I permit until she knocks me out where she is rough
4) Song: She Bangs ~ by Ricky Martin
Original: Like a bomb...yeah baby
Mistranslation: Bomb...like obtaining baby
5) Song: I'm Too Sexy ~ by Right Said Fred
Original: Poor pussy poor pussy cat
Mistranslation: The cat cat where the poor cat is poor
6) Song: Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm ~ by Crash Test Dummies
Original: Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room
Mistranslation: It did not go with the girl of the modification room and it does not change
7) Song: I Wear My Sunglasses at Night ~ by Corey Hart
Original: I wear my sunglasses at night
Mistranslation: I have attached my sunglasses to the body in the night
8) Song: I'm Too Sexy ~ by Right Said Fred
Original: No way I'm disco dancing
Mistranslation: Methodologically I am not dance of the disco
9) Song: She Bangs ~ by Ricky Martin
Original: I go crazy 'cause she looks like a flower
Mistranslation: I go with her like the flower cause of the insanity which is visible
10) Song: Achy Breaky Heart ~ by Billy Ray Cyrus
Original: Or tell your brother Cliff whose fist can can tell my lip
Mistranslation: Or my lip which the fist says be the cliff of your sibling who can become the canned goods
1) Song: She Bangs ~ by Ricky Martin
Original: She bangs, she bangs
Mistranslation: She hits hard, her hits hard
2) Song: Achy Breaky Heart ~ by Billy Ray Cyrus
Original: He might blow up and kill this man
Mistranslation: Perhaps he blasts this person, kills
3) Song: She Bangs ~ by Ricky Martin
Original: I'll let her rough me up 'til she knocks me out
Mistranslation: I permit until she knocks me out where she is rough
4) Song: She Bangs ~ by Ricky Martin
Original: Like a bomb...yeah baby
Mistranslation: Bomb...like obtaining baby
5) Song: I'm Too Sexy ~ by Right Said Fred
Original: Poor pussy poor pussy cat
Mistranslation: The cat cat where the poor cat is poor
6) Song: Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm ~ by Crash Test Dummies
Original: Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room
Mistranslation: It did not go with the girl of the modification room and it does not change
7) Song: I Wear My Sunglasses at Night ~ by Corey Hart
Original: I wear my sunglasses at night
Mistranslation: I have attached my sunglasses to the body in the night
8) Song: I'm Too Sexy ~ by Right Said Fred
Original: No way I'm disco dancing
Mistranslation: Methodologically I am not dance of the disco
9) Song: She Bangs ~ by Ricky Martin
Original: I go crazy 'cause she looks like a flower
Mistranslation: I go with her like the flower cause of the insanity which is visible
10) Song: Achy Breaky Heart ~ by Billy Ray Cyrus
Original: Or tell your brother Cliff whose fist can can tell my lip
Mistranslation: Or my lip which the fist says be the cliff of your sibling who can become the canned goods
Worst Songs Week: Achy Breaky Heart ~ by Billy Ray Cyrus
We're going to jump all the way to #2 on Blender's "Run for Your Life! It's the 50 Worst Songs Ever!" countdown. It's "Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus. Personally, I think it should be #1 on the list. I honestly don't know how this song can get any worse, but we'll find out.
1) You can tell the world you never was my girl
2) You can burn my clothes when I'm gone
3) Or you can tell your friends just what a fool I've been
4) And laugh and joke about me on the phone
5) You can tell my arms go back to the farm
6) You can tell my feet to hit the floor
7) Or you can tell my lips to tell my fingertips
8) They won't be reaching out for you no more
9) But don't tell my heart my achy breaky heart
10) I just don't think he'd understand
11) And if you tell my heart my achy breaky heart
12) He might blow up and kill this man
13) You can tell your ma I moved to Arkansas
14) You can tell your dog to bite my leg
15) Or tell your brother Cliff whose fist can can tell my lip
16) He never really liked me anyway
17) Or tell your Aunt Louise tell anything you please
18) Myself already knows I'm not okay
19) Or you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind
20) It might be walking out on me today
21) Don't tell my heart my achy breaky heart...
22) Don't tell my heart my achy breaky heart...
23) Don't tell my heart my achy breaky heart...
1) You can say the world where never it is not my girl
2) When I go, it can burn my clothing
3) Or exactly the idiot directly is me or, it can say your friend
4) The laughing and joke and concerning me of the telephone
5) It can say my arm which returns to the farm
6) That it hits against the floor, it can say my feet
7) Or that my fingertip is informed, it can say my lip
8) Those do not extend the expert from here because of you
9) But the center of the damage where I hurt on my center it does not have to be
10) I do not think that he understands by any means
11) If and you say the center of the damage where I hurt on my center
12) Perhaps he blasts this person, kills
13) It can say your mother whom I moved to Arkansas
14) That my foot is bitten, it can say your dog
15) Or my lip which the fist says be the cliff of your sibling who can become the canned goods
16) He did not like me under any condition really in any case
17) Or say with anything which says your aunt Ruizu
18) By my has known that I am not already good
19) Or that my heart is watched, it can say my eye
20) Perhaps today it keeps coming out with me
21) Saying, the center of the damage where I hurt on my center which is not good…
22) Saying, the center of the damage where I hurt on my center which is not good…
23) Saying, the center of the damage where I hurt on my center which is not good…
Actually, I think the song sounds much better now. "But the center of the damage where I hurt on my center it does not have to be" sounds much more poetic than "Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart."
Achy Breaky Heart ~ by Billy Ray Cyrus
1) You can tell the world you never was my girl
2) You can burn my clothes when I'm gone
3) Or you can tell your friends just what a fool I've been
4) And laugh and joke about me on the phone
5) You can tell my arms go back to the farm
6) You can tell my feet to hit the floor
7) Or you can tell my lips to tell my fingertips
8) They won't be reaching out for you no more
9) But don't tell my heart my achy breaky heart
10) I just don't think he'd understand
11) And if you tell my heart my achy breaky heart
12) He might blow up and kill this man
13) You can tell your ma I moved to Arkansas
14) You can tell your dog to bite my leg
15) Or tell your brother Cliff whose fist can can tell my lip
16) He never really liked me anyway
17) Or tell your Aunt Louise tell anything you please
18) Myself already knows I'm not okay
19) Or you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind
20) It might be walking out on me today
21) Don't tell my heart my achy breaky heart...
22) Don't tell my heart my achy breaky heart...
23) Don't tell my heart my achy breaky heart...
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The Center Thing Which Hurts is Broken with Cyrus
of the Club Light Ray
of the Club Light Ray
1) You can say the world where never it is not my girl
2) When I go, it can burn my clothing
3) Or exactly the idiot directly is me or, it can say your friend
4) The laughing and joke and concerning me of the telephone
5) It can say my arm which returns to the farm
6) That it hits against the floor, it can say my feet
7) Or that my fingertip is informed, it can say my lip
8) Those do not extend the expert from here because of you
9) But the center of the damage where I hurt on my center it does not have to be
10) I do not think that he understands by any means
11) If and you say the center of the damage where I hurt on my center
12) Perhaps he blasts this person, kills
13) It can say your mother whom I moved to Arkansas
14) That my foot is bitten, it can say your dog
15) Or my lip which the fist says be the cliff of your sibling who can become the canned goods
16) He did not like me under any condition really in any case
17) Or say with anything which says your aunt Ruizu
18) By my has known that I am not already good
19) Or that my heart is watched, it can say my eye
20) Perhaps today it keeps coming out with me
21) Saying, the center of the damage where I hurt on my center which is not good…
22) Saying, the center of the damage where I hurt on my center which is not good…
23) Saying, the center of the damage where I hurt on my center which is not good…
Actually, I think the song sounds much better now. "But the center of the damage where I hurt on my center it does not have to be" sounds much more poetic than "Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart."
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Worst Songs Week: I Wear My Sunglasses at Night ~ by Corey Hart
Sometimes I hear this song come on the radio and I think it's "Sweet Dreams" by the Eurythmics and then I realize it's this song and I get upset, darn it! Here is "I Wear My Sunglasses at Night" #23 on Blender's "Run for Your Life! It's the 50 Worst Songs Ever!" countdown. And who cares if you wear your sunglasses at night. I wear my pajamas in the middle of the day and it doesn't make me cool. Don't switch the blade on the guy in PJs.
1) I wear my sunglasses at night
2) So I can, so I can
3) Watch you weave
4) Then breathe your story lines
5) And I wear my sunglasses at night
6) So I can, so I can
7) Keep track of the visions in my eyes
8) While she's deceiving me
9) It cuts my security
10) Has she got control of me
11) I turn to her and say
12) Don't switch the blade
13) On the guy in shades, oh-no
14) Don't masquerade
15) With the guy in shades, oh-no
16) I can't believe it
17) 'Cause you got it made
18) With the guy in shades, oh-no
19) And I wear my sunglasses at night
20) So I can, so I can
21) Forget my name while you collect your claim
22) And I wear my sunglasses at night
23) So I can, so I can
24) See the light that's right before my eyes
25) While she's deceiving me
26) She cuts my security
27) Has she got control of me
28) I turn to her and say
29) Don't switch the blade
30) On the guy in shades, oh-no
31) Don't masquerade
32) With the guy in shades, oh-no
33) I can't believe it
34) Don't be afraid
35) Of the guy in shades, oh-no
36) It kinda scared you
37) 'Cause you got it made
38) With the guy in shades, oh-no
39) Oh, I say I wear my sunglasses at night
40) I wear my sunglasses at night
41) I wear my sunglasses at night
42) I say it to you now
43) I wear my sunglasses at night
44) I wear my sunglasses at night
45) I wear my sunglasses at night
46) I cry to you
47) I wear my sunglasses at night
48) I wear my sunglasses at night
1) I have attached my sunglasses to the body in the night
2) Therefore I is possible, therefore I is possible
3) Watch you knit
4) Then plotting your breathe
5) And I have attached my sunglasses to the body in the night
6) Therefore I is possible, therefore I is possible
7) Grasp the range of vision of my eye
8) While she has deceived me
9) That cuts my guarantee
10) There is my control which she obtains
11) I turn to her, say
12) The blade does not have to be converted
13) Person of shade, oh-no
14) You do not have to dress up
15) Using the person of the shade, oh-no
16) As for me it is not possible to believe that
17) Being able to cause that, it could
18) Using the person of the shade, oh-no
19) And I have attached my sunglasses to the body in the night
20) Therefore I is possible, therefore I is possible
21) While gathering your request, forget my name
22) And I have attached my sunglasses to the body in the night
23) Therefore I is possible, therefore I is possible
24) Look at the light which is before my eye
25) While she has deceived me
26) She cuts my guarantee
27) There is my control which she obtains
28) I turn to her, say
29) The blade does not have to be converted
30) Person of shade, oh-no
31) You do not have to dress up
32) Using the person of the shade, oh-no
33) As for me it is not possible to believe that
34) You do not have to fear, you do not have to be
35) Oh-no of person of shade
36) That just a little made can have
37) Being able to cause that, it could
38) Using the person of the shade, oh-no
39) It means that well, as for me I have learned my sunglasses in the night
40) I have attached my sunglasses to the body in the night
41) I have attached my sunglasses to the body in the night
42) I now say that in you
43) I have attached my sunglasses to the body in the night
44) I have attached my sunglasses to the body in the night
45) I have attached my sunglasses to the body in the night
46) I shout in you
47) I have attached my sunglasses to the body in the night
48) I have attached my sunglasses to the body in the night
I Wear My Sunglasses at Night ~ by Corey Hart
1) I wear my sunglasses at night
2) So I can, so I can
3) Watch you weave
4) Then breathe your story lines
5) And I wear my sunglasses at night
6) So I can, so I can
7) Keep track of the visions in my eyes
8) While she's deceiving me
9) It cuts my security
10) Has she got control of me
11) I turn to her and say
12) Don't switch the blade
13) On the guy in shades, oh-no
14) Don't masquerade
15) With the guy in shades, oh-no
16) I can't believe it
17) 'Cause you got it made
18) With the guy in shades, oh-no
19) And I wear my sunglasses at night
20) So I can, so I can
21) Forget my name while you collect your claim
22) And I wear my sunglasses at night
23) So I can, so I can
24) See the light that's right before my eyes
25) While she's deceiving me
26) She cuts my security
27) Has she got control of me
28) I turn to her and say
29) Don't switch the blade
30) On the guy in shades, oh-no
31) Don't masquerade
32) With the guy in shades, oh-no
33) I can't believe it
34) Don't be afraid
35) Of the guy in shades, oh-no
36) It kinda scared you
37) 'Cause you got it made
38) With the guy in shades, oh-no
39) Oh, I say I wear my sunglasses at night
40) I wear my sunglasses at night
41) I wear my sunglasses at night
42) I say it to you now
43) I wear my sunglasses at night
44) I wear my sunglasses at night
45) I wear my sunglasses at night
46) I cry to you
47) I wear my sunglasses at night
48) I wear my sunglasses at night
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I Have Attached My Sunglasses to the Body in the Night
with Corey Hart
with Corey Hart
1) I have attached my sunglasses to the body in the night
2) Therefore I is possible, therefore I is possible
3) Watch you knit
4) Then plotting your breathe
5) And I have attached my sunglasses to the body in the night
6) Therefore I is possible, therefore I is possible
7) Grasp the range of vision of my eye
8) While she has deceived me
9) That cuts my guarantee
10) There is my control which she obtains
11) I turn to her, say
12) The blade does not have to be converted
13) Person of shade, oh-no
14) You do not have to dress up
15) Using the person of the shade, oh-no
16) As for me it is not possible to believe that
17) Being able to cause that, it could
18) Using the person of the shade, oh-no
19) And I have attached my sunglasses to the body in the night
20) Therefore I is possible, therefore I is possible
21) While gathering your request, forget my name
22) And I have attached my sunglasses to the body in the night
23) Therefore I is possible, therefore I is possible
24) Look at the light which is before my eye
25) While she has deceived me
26) She cuts my guarantee
27) There is my control which she obtains
28) I turn to her, say
29) The blade does not have to be converted
30) Person of shade, oh-no
31) You do not have to dress up
32) Using the person of the shade, oh-no
33) As for me it is not possible to believe that
34) You do not have to fear, you do not have to be
35) Oh-no of person of shade
36) That just a little made can have
37) Being able to cause that, it could
38) Using the person of the shade, oh-no
39) It means that well, as for me I have learned my sunglasses in the night
40) I have attached my sunglasses to the body in the night
41) I have attached my sunglasses to the body in the night
42) I now say that in you
43) I have attached my sunglasses to the body in the night
44) I have attached my sunglasses to the body in the night
45) I have attached my sunglasses to the body in the night
46) I shout in you
47) I have attached my sunglasses to the body in the night
48) I have attached my sunglasses to the body in the night
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