Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
1) Now this is the story all about how
2) My life got flipped, turned upside down
3) And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
4) I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
5) In West Philadelphia I was born and raised
6) On the playground is where I spent most of my days
7) Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin all cool
8) And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
9) When a couple of guys who were up to no good
10) Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
11) I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
12) And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air."
13) I whistled for a cab, and when it came near
14) The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
15) If anything I could say that this cat was rare
16) But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air."
17) I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
18) and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later."
19) Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
20) To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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Oji Where the Bell Air is New
1) This time as for this the story how concerning completely
2) My life could being repelled, being reversed
3) And I the amount which sits down exactly just there desire the fact that it is required
4) I call how you became Oji of the town where I was called Bel Air
5) I was born with Huiraderuhiia west, was lifted
6) It is at the point where I passed the majority of my days at the athletic field
7) maxin' which, is cool completely becomes cold and loosens
8) And everything which shoots the b-sphere outside the school
9) It is good, to the man-hour 23 it is not
10) The compilation trouble to which my neighborhood is begun
11) As for me one swaying a little, profit, my mother could having made can to have
12) And "which was said; Bel Air. " It is moving your aunt and with the uncle
13) As for me when coming because of the taxi soon, blowing the whistle
14) As for license plate "You said; New " And to that there were dies with the mirror
15) That this cat be fixed was, if me it can say with anything
16) But as for me "You thought; As for nah that Bel Air. " To the house of Yo you have forgotten
17) I pulled out in the house concerning seven or eight
18) And as for me "of taxi driver; You shouted; To return to the house afterwards depending
upon Yo, the gu. "
19) My kingdom, me it was finally there, you saw
20) In order to sit down in my throne, as the Oji of Bel Air
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Hope you enjoyed TV Theme Show week. There will be another one soon. I like to end the week with something special and I try to do something every week. So I though I would mistranslate the titles to a bunch of TV Shows. Here they are:
Howdy Doody = And a Doody (C'mon that's funny!)
The Lone Ranger = Independent Ranger
The Abbott and Costello Show = It Shows Abbott and Costello
Name That Tune = List the Condition
Flash Gordon = Gordon Which is Not the Coming Out Eye
Lassie = Girl Ratsushi (rat sushi?)
The Honeymooners = Newly-Married Traveler
Alfred Hitchcock Presents = It Shows Alph Lead Lead Hitchcock
Leave it to Beaver = Leave That to the Beaver
Yogi Bear = Yoga Line Person Ku Ma
The Huckleberry Hound Show = Being Hollow Thing Hound Show
Bonanza = Wealth Ore Band (I'm not making these up)
The Twilight Zone = Is the So Zone of the Re
Dennis the Menace = Dennis Threat
My Favorite Martian = Mars person of my taste
Jonny Quest = The Search for Jonny
Bewitched = Magic Can Be Applied
Underdog = Loser
The Flying Nun = Nun of Flight
Monty Python's Flying Circus = Circus of Flight of the Serpent of Monty
Soul Train = Train of Mind
Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids = Albert of Fat Quality and the Child of Cosby
Planet of the Apes = Planet of Monkey
The Incredible Hulk = Believing Good Waste Hull
The Greatest American Hero = Splendid American Hero
Gimme a Break! = Be Broken in Me and Give the Eye
Late Night with David Letterman = David Letterman and Night Slow
T.J. Hooker = The Prostitute of T.J.
G.I. Joe = G.I. Jaw
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe = He Arranges the Master Person of Outer Space
Miami Vice = The Miami Badness
Who's the Boss? = Is the Chief Who?
Care Bears = It Withstands Worry
She-Ra: Princess of Power = Her-Ra: King Woman of Power
The Golden Girls = Girl Kin
Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wrestling = The Stone of Hogan of the Waste Hull and Struggle
Spenser: For Hire = Spenser for Rent Debt
Growing Pains = The Pain Which Grows
M.A.S.K. (Mobile Armored Strike Kommand) = M.A.S.K. (Portable Type Armoring Assault Order)
Perfect Strangers = Complete Others
Pee-Wee's Playhouse = Just a Little Play House of Urine (I almost died when I saw that!)
The Real Ghostbusters = Destructive Person of Illusion of Substance
ALF (Alien Life Form) = ALF (Life Body of Foreign Country)
Sledge Hammer = Sled Hammer
Married...With Children = ...You Have Gotten Married the Child
Headbangers Ball = Sphere of Head Fire Cracker
Duck Tales = Story of Duck
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Turtle of a Teen of Ninja of Mutation Body
Yo! MTV Raps = Yo! It Hits MTV
Garfield and Friends = Gahuirudo and Friend
The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh = The Venture Fool Whose Uini is New
Saved by the Bell = The Bell Work it is Rescued
The Arsenio Hall Show = Arsenio Hole Show (I don't think I would want to watch that one)
Chip n' Dale Rescue Rangers = Fragment n' Ranger of Rescue of Valley
Quantum Leap = Large Leap
Super Mario Bros. Super Show! = Sibling Extreme Show of Extreme Mario!
American Gladiators = The American Sword Fighting Loyal Retainer
Major Dad = Furthermore Principal Father
Family Matters = The Family is Important
America's Funniest Home Videos = America's Home Video Whose is Strangest
Swamp Thing = Thing of Mud Area
America's Funniest People = The People Whose America is Strangest
Get a Life = Profit Do the Life
Herman's Head = Hellman's Head (Mayonnaise?)
Home Improvement = Reconstruction
Barney and Friends = Quarrel and Friend
Goof Troop = The Troop of Stupidity
Mad About You = Concerning You the Lunatic
The Ben Stiller Show = Quieter Show than Venn (This just keeps getting weirder)
World Wrestling Federation: Monday Night Raw = The Combination Where the World Struggles: Unprocessed Monday Night
Homicide: Life on the Street = Homicide: Life of Sort
Beavis and Butt-Head = Beavis and the Bat Take the Lead
Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog = Venture Porcupine of Sound Wave
Xena: Warrior Princess = Xena: King Woman of Soldier
3rd Rock from the Sun = 3rd Stone from Sunday
Hey Arnold! = Just a Little Arnold!
Just Shoot Me! = Shoot Me Exactly!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer = The Murder Person of the Vampire Which is Intoxicated
Win Ben Stein's Money = Money of Victory Venn Stain
Who Wants to be a Millionaire? = You Think that Someone Would Like to be the Large Magnate?
MTV Cribs = The Lintel Bucket of MTV
Aqua Teen Hunger Force = Hungry Power of a Teen of Water
The Bernie Mac Show = Bell Knee Mac Show
What Not to Wear = What Which it Should Not Attach to the Body
Last Comic Standing = Last Comedy Position
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy = Strange Eye for Straight Person
Two and a Half Men = 2.5 Person
Pimp My Ride = My Riding in a Car Leads Prostitution
My Name is Earl = My Name is the Count
Deal or No Deal = There is No Transaction or Transaction
Ugly Betty = Scurvy Betty
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