Henry Wadsworth Longfellow once said, “Music is the universal language of mankind.” But what happens when music is translated into another language through the use of unreliable translation software and then translated back to the original language? I’ll tell you what happens, hilarity ensues!
I have a confession to make. I actually kind of like this song. It's just so odd and strange, I have to like it. But since it was on Blender's "Run for Your Life! It's the 50 Worst Songs Ever!" list at #31 I though I would add it. I think the mistranslation will be interesting. Here's what Blender wrote about the song:
You know that jerk at your office who can burp the alphabet? That’s the way Brad Roberts sings. On this 1994 single, his voice is a ludicrously bassy croak as he narrates supposed “slice-of-life” stories that land with a dull thud: A car hits one kid and turns his hair white; another’s covered in birthmarks; the last has genuflecting, churchgoing parents. Sure, white hair’s weird and evangelicals are weirder, but why are you telling us this? Moreover, why do you insist on humming the chorus? You sound like E.T. crossed with Barry White, dude!
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm ~ by Crash Test Dummies
1) Once there was this kid who 2) Got into an accident and couldn't come to school 3) But when he finally came back 4) His hair had turned from black into bright white 5) He said that it was from when 6) The car had smashed so hard
7) Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm 8) Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
9) Once there was this girl who 10) Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room 11) But when they finally made her 12) They saw birthmarks all over her body 13) She couldn't quite explain it 14) They'd always just been there
15) Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm 16) Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
17) But both girl and boy were glad 18) 'Cause one kid had it worse than that
19) 'Cause then there was this boy whose 20) Parents made him come directly home right after school 21) And when they went to their church 22) They shook and lurched all over the church floor 23) He couldn't quite explain it 24) They'd always just gone there
25) Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm 26) Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
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With the Collision Test Dummy Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
1) When there is this child 2) Being obtained in accident, it comes to the school 3) But the time he returned finally 4) That hair turned from black to bright white 5) He said that it was from sometime 6) The car was broken so eagerly
7) Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm 8) Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
9) When there is this girl 10) It did not go with the girl of the modification room and it does not change 11) But the time those made her finally 12) They looked at the birthmark her body without the ku ma 13) She could not rather explain that 14) Exactly there were those always there
15) Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm 16) Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
17) But the girl and the boy both were delightful 18) It was that it is worse to the child of cause one
19) As for cause then it was this boy there 20) The parent has the house come directly immediately after the school 21) When those go into the church 22) They shook the church floor without the ku ma, tilted suddenly 23) He could not rather explain that 24) Those went there always exactly
This is just a bad song. William Hung made it worse. It's my turn! Here is "She Bangs" by Ricky Martin, #39 on Blender's "Run for Your Life! It's the 50 Worst Songs Ever!" countdown. There may even be a special treat at the end of this one.
She Bangs ~ by Ricky Martin
1) Talk to me, tell me your name 2) You blow me off like it's all the same 3) You lit a fuse, and now I'm ticking away 4) Like a bomb... yeah baby
5) Talk to me, tell me your sign 6) You're switchin' sides like a Gemini 7) You're playing games 8) And now you're hittin' my heart like a drum 9) Yeah baby
10) Well if Lady Luck gets on my side 11) We're gonna rock this town alive 12) I'll let her rough me up 'til she knocks me out 13) Cause she walks like she talks 14) And she talks like she walks
15) She bangs, she bangs 16) Oh baby when she moves, she moves 17) I go crazy 'cause she looks like a flower 18) But she stings like a bee 19) Like every girl in history
20) She bangs, she bangs 21) I'm wasted by the way she moves 22) No one ever looked so fine 23) She reminds me that a woman's got one thing on her mind
24) Talk to me, tell me the news 25) You'll wear me out like a pair of shoes 26) We'll dance all night until the band goes home 27) Then you're gone... yeah baby
28) Well, if it looks like love should be a crime 29) They better lock me up for life 30) I'll do the time with a smile on my face 31) Thinkin' of her in her leather and lace
32) She bangs, she bangs 33) Oh baby when she moves, she moves 34) I go crazy 'cause she looks like a flower 35) But she stings like a bee 36) Like every girl in history
37) Man, if Lady Luck gets on my side 38) We're gonna rock this town alive 39) I'll let her rough me up til' she knocks me out 40) 'Cause she walks like she talks 41) And she talks like she walks
42) She bangs, she bangs 43) Oh baby when she moves, she moves 44) I go crazy 'cause she looks like a flower 45) But she stings like a bee 46) Like every girl in history
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She Hits Hard with Ricky Martin
1) Story, your name is informed to me 2) That completely is the same, I am blown 3) The fuse is attached, now I build kachikachi sound 4) Bomb…like obtaining baby
5) Story, your sign is informed to me 6) It is side Gemini of change the way 7) The game is done 8) And it hits on my center now like the drum 9) Obtaining baby
10) If woman luck obtains with my side, the well 11) We intend to probably shake this town which lives 12) I permit until she knocks me out where she is rough 13) Cause she walks as she speaks 14) And she speaks that she walks
15) She hits hard her hits hard 16) When she moves, oh baby, she moves 17) I go with her like the flower cause of the insanity which is visible 18) But she sticks like the bee 19) Like girl of all history
20) She hits hard her hits hard 21) I move her at the wasteful place 22) No one saw excessively carefully 23) She has thing, me remember where the woman has one thing of her heart
24) Story, news is informed to me 25) Like the shoes, I am attached to the body 26) We dance until the band goes to the starting point, all night 27) Then it went…it is the obtaining baby
28) With that like love if it is visible, crime is proper 29) Me who between life am shut in, it improves those 30) I do the time of smile of my surface 31) Think her leather and concerning her of lace
32) She hits hard her hits hard 33) When she moves, oh baby, she moves 34) I go with her like the flower cause of the insanity which is visible 35) But she sticks like the bee 36) Like girl of all history
37) If woman luck obtains with my side, the person 38) We intend to probably shake this town which lives 39) I permit until she knocks me out where she is rough 40) Cause she walks as she speaks 41) And she speaks that she walks
42) She hits hard her hits hard 43) When she moves, oh baby, she moves 44) I go with her like the flower cause of the insanity which is visible 45) But she sticks like the bee 46) Like girl of all history
This should be a fun week and I'll probably do this again in the future. I was researching the worst songs of all time and Blender had a list of the 50 worst songs of all time. How can these songs get any worse? Well, we will see, yes, we will see. Let's start off with a song that won't seem to die even though it's one of the most annoying songs, it always seems to show up in movies during montage scenes. Here is "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred which is #49 on Blender's "Run for Your Life! It's the 50 Worst Songs Ever!"
I'm Too Sexy ~ by Right Said Fred
1) I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love 2) Love's going to leave me
3) I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt 4) So sexy it hurts 5) And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan 6) New York and Japan 7) And I'm too sexy for your party 8) Too sexy for your party 9) No way I'm disco dancing
10) I'm a model you know what I mean 11) And I do my little turn on the catwalk 12) Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah 13) I do my little turn on the catwalk
14) I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car 15) Too sexy by far 16) And I'm too sexy for my hat 17) Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that
18) I'm a model you know what I mean 19) And I do my little turn on the catwalk 20) Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah 21) I shake my little touche on the catwalk
22) I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my
23) 'Cause I'm a model you know what I mean 24) And I do my little turn on the catwalk 25) Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah 26) I shake my little tushee on the catwalk
27) I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat 28) Poor pussy poor pussy cat 29) I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love 30) Love's going to leave me
31) And I'm too sexy for this song
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I am Excessively Sexy with Fred Where the Right was Said
1) For my love I am excessively sexy for sexy my love 2) Love is the expectation which leaves me
3) Because of my shirt I am excessively sexy because of the sexy my shirt 4) Such a sexy that is hurt 5) And because of Milan I am excessively sexy Milan because of sexy 6) New York and Japan 7) And I am excessively sexy because of your party 8) Excessively because of your sexy party 9) Methodologically I am not dance of the disco
10) I am the model where you have known those which I mean 11) And I make a little in order to acquire my cat walk 12) Obtaining it can be able to obtain, with cat walk of cat walk 13) I make a little in order to acquire my cat walk
14) Because of my car I am excessively sexy because of the sexy my car 15) In remainder sexily much 16) And I am excessively sexy because of my hat 17) Something which you think excessively because of my hat concerning that sexy
18) I am the model where you have known those which I mean 19) And I make a little in order to acquire my cat walk 20) Obtaining it can be able to obtain, with cat walk of cat walk 21) I shake tushee where the cat walk is small
22) Because of me I excessively for sexy me excessively am sexy for sexy
23) Cause I am the model where you have known those which I mean 24) And I make a little in order to acquire my cat walk 25) Obtaining it can be able to obtain, with cat walk of cat walk 26) I shake tushee where the cat walk is small
27) For my cat I am excessively sexy for the sexy my cat 28) The cat cat where the poor cat is poor 29) For my love I am excessively sexy for sexy my love 30) Love is the expectation which leaves me
31) And I am excessively sexy because of this song
I know I usually do this at the end of every week, but things got busy for me over the weekend and I didn't get a chance to do it. So here's the top ten funniest lyrics of 80's Week Vol. 2.
1) Song: Don't You Forget About Me ~ by Simple Minds Original: Slow change may pull us apart Mistranslation: Separated it pulls from us, perhaps slow modification
2) Song: Every Breath You Take ~ by The Police Original: Every smile you fake Mistranslation: All smiles which you forge
3) Song: Lovesong ~ by The Cure Original: You make me feel like I am home again Mistranslation: As for the second time I am the house, I am made to feel
4) Song: Don't You Forget About Me ~ by Simple Minds Original: I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby Mistranslation: Am I just that you have known the baby it dances
5) Song: Don't You Forget About Me ~ by Simple Minds Original: Will you stand above me? Mistranslation: It stands on me?
6) Song: Sweet Dreams ~ by The Eurythmics Original: Keep your head up Mistranslation: Maintain your head
7) Song: Every Breath You Take ~ by The Police Original: How my poor heart aches with every step you take Mistranslation: The center where I am bad hurts all steps you take
8) Song: Time After Time ~ by Cyndi Lauper Original: Time after time Mistranslation: Time rear time
9) Song: Every Breath You Take ~ by The Police Original: I keep crying baby, baby please Mistranslation: I maintain the baby and the baby who shout
10) Song: Sweet Dreams ~ by The Eurythmics Original: Hold your head up Mistranslation: Delay your head do
I thought I would end the week with the song that came at the end of the classic 80's movie, The Breakfast Club. Don't you forget about these lyrics.
Don't You Forget About Me ~ by Simple Minds
1) Hey, hey, hey ,hey 2) Ohhh...
3) Won't you come see about me? 4) I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby
5) Tell me your troubles and doubts 6) Giving me everything inside and out and 7) Love's strange so real in the dark 8) Think of the tender things that we were working on
9) Slow change may pull us apart 10) When the light gets into your heart, baby
11) Don't you forget about me 12) Don't don't don't don't 13) Don't you forget about me
14) Will you stand above me? 15) Look my way, never love me 16) Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling 17) Down, down, down
18) Will you recognize me? 19) Call my name or walk on by 20) Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling 21) Down, down, down, down
22) Hey, hey, hey, hey 23) Ohhhh.....
24) Don't you try to pretend 25) It's my feeling we'll win in the end 26) I won't harm you or touch your defenses 27) Vanity and security
28) Don't you forget about me 29) I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby 30) Going to take you apart 31) I'll put us back together at heart, baby
32) Don't you forget about me 33) Don't don't don't don't 34) Don't you forget about me
35) As you walk on by 36) Will you call my name? 37) As you walk on by 38) Will you call my name? 39) When you walk away
40) Or will you walk away? 41) Will you walk on by? 42) Come on, call my name 43) Will you call my name?
44) I say: 45) La la la...
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You Have Not Forgotten with Simple Heart Concerning Me
1) Just a little, just a little, just a little, just a little 2) Ohhh...
3) You don't see concerning me who come? 4) Am I just that you have known the baby it dances
5) Be your trouble and the doubt in me 6) Everything is given completely in me 7) Strange love of the darkness is very substance 8) Think concerning the soft thing where we had tackled
9) Separated it pulls from us, perhaps slow modification 10) When the light obtains on your center, the baby
11) You have not forgotten concerning me 12) don't, don't, don't, and don't 13) You have not forgotten concerning me
14) It stands on me? 15) At my method you do not have to look, never do I not have to be loved 16) The rain it continues the rain, it continues to get off 17) Down, down, and down
18) Am I verified? 19) Call my name, or walk 20) The rain it continues the rain, it continues to get off 21) Down, down, and down
22) Just a little, just a little, just a little, just a little 23) Ohhh...
24) The attempt which does the inclination is not 25) That is my feeling where we finally win 26) I do not give damage and it does not mention your defense 27) Vain heart and guarantee
28) You have not forgotten concerning me 29) Am I just that you have known the baby it dances 30) Leaving, taking go 31) I the center, reset us together with the baby
32) You have not forgotten concerning me 33) don't, don't, don't, and don't 34) You have not forgotten concerning me
35) Way you walk 36) Is my name called? 37) Way you walk 38) Is my name called? 39) When going away
40) Or you go away? 41) You walk? 42) Call my name 43) Is my name called?
Someone call the police! These lyrics are about to be murdered!
Every Breath You Take ~ by The Police
1) Every breath you take 2) Every move you make 3) Every bond you break 4) Every step you take 5) I'll be watching you
6) Every single day 7) Every word you say 8) Every game you play 9) Every night you stay 10) I'll be watching you
11) Oh can't you see, you belong to me 12) How my poor heart aches with every step you take
13) Every move you make 14) Every vow you break 15) Every smile you fake 16) Every claim you stake 17) I'll be watching you
18) Since you've gone I've been lost without a trace 19) I dream at night, I can only see your face 20) I look around but it's you I can't replace 21) I keep crying baby, baby please
22) Every move you make 23) Every vow you break 24) Every smile you fake 25) Every claim you stake 26) I'll be watching you
27) Every move you make 28) Every vow you break 29) Every smile you fake 30) Every claim you stake 31) I'll be watching you
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All Your Breaths Which are Taken with the Police
1) All breaths which you take 2) All movements which you make 3) All unity which you break 4) All steps which you step on 5) I see
6) One one day 7) All words which you say 8) All games where you play 9) Every night it is restricted 10) I see
11) Oh, it cannot observe that it belongs to me 12) The center where I am bad hurts all steps you take
13) All movements which you make 14) All pledges which you break 15) All smiles which you forge 16) All requests which you enclose with the post 17) I see
18) Going, because there is I, without the mark it was lost 19) As for me in the night, you look at the dream which can look at just your surface 20) I see around, but I without being able exchange 21) I maintain the baby and the baby who shout
22) All movements which you make 23) All pledges which you break 24) All smiles which you forge 25) All requests which you enclose with the post 26) I see
27) All movements which you make 28) All pledges which you break 29) All smiles which you forge 30) All requests which you enclose with the post 31) I see
12) Sweet dreams are made of this 13) Who am I to disagree 14) I travel the world and the seven seas 15) Everybody's looking for something
16) Oooooooooohhhh 17) Heeeeeeeeeeeey 18) Ooh, ooh, Ooooh 19) Hold your head up 20) keep your head up, move it on 21) Hold your head up, move it on 22) Keep your head up, move it on 23) Hold your head up, move it on 24) Keep your head up, move it on 25) Hold you hand up, move it on 26) Keep your head up
27) Some of them want to use you 28) Some of them want to get used by you 29) Some of them want to abuse you 30) Some of them want to be abused
34) Hold your head up 35) keep your head up, move it on 36) Hold your head up, move it on 37) Keep your head up, move it on 38) Hold your head up, move it on 39) Keep your head up, move it on 40) Hold you hand up, move it on 41) Keep your head up 42) Sweet dreams are made of this 43) Who am I to disagree 44) I travel the world and the seven seas 45) Everybody's looking for something
46) Sweet dreams are made of this 47) Who am I to disagree 48) I travel the world and the seven seas 49) Everybody's looking for something
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The Sweet Dream Due to Rhythm Education
1) Sweet dream has consisted of this 2) Am I not agreeable, who? 3) I travel the world and seven seas 4) Everyone has searched
5) We would like to use several among those 6) Being used for several among you, profit you want 7) We would like to abuse several among those 8) As for several among those we would like to be abused
19) Delay your head do 20) Your head do to maintain, that advance 21) Delay your head do, that advance 22) Your head do to maintain, that advance 23) Delay your head do, that advance 24) Your head do to maintain, that advance 25) Delay your head do, that advance 26) Maintain your head
27) We would like to use several among those 28) Being used for several among you, profit you want 29) We would like to abuse several among those 30) As for several among those we would like to be abused
34) Delay your head do 35) Your head do to maintain, that advance 36) Delay your head do, that advance 37) Your head do to maintain, that advance 38) Delay your head do, that advance 39) Your head do to maintain, that advance 40) Delay your head do, that advance 41) Maintain your head
42) Sweet dream has consisted of this 43) Am I not agreeable, who? 44) I travel the world and seven seas 45) Everyone has searched
46) Sweet dream has consisted of this 47) Am I not agreeable, who? 48) I travel the world and seven seas 49) Everyone has searched
This song has been covered by more bands than I can count, but it's never been done like this.
Lovesong ~ by The Cure
1) Whenever I'm alone with you 2) You make me feel like I am home again 3) Whenever I'm alone with you 4) You make me feel like I am whole again
5) Whenever I'm alone with you 6) You make me feel like I am young again 7) Whenever I'm alone with you 8) You make me feel like I am fun again
9) However far away 10) I will always love you 11) However long I stay 12) I will always love you 13) Whatever words I say 14) I will always love you 15) I will always love you
16) Whenever I'm alone with you 17) You make me feel like I am free again 18) Whenever I'm alone with you 19) You make me feel like I am clean again
20) However far away 21) I will always love you 22) However long I stay 23) I will always love you 24) Whatever words I say 25) I will always love you 26) I will always love you
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Lovesong Due to Remedy
1) When I am with just you 2) As for the second time I am the house, I am made to feel 3) When I am with just you 4) As for the second time all been, I am made to feel
5) When I am with just you 6) In order for the second time to be young, I am made to feel 7) When I am with just you 8) As for the second time I am the pleasure, I am made to feel
9) How long way 10) I love always 11) I am restricted how long 12) I love always 13) I am what kind of word 14) I love always 15) I love always
16) When I am with just you 17) As for the second time I am free, I am made to feel 18) When I am with just you 19) As for the second time I am clean, I am made to feel 20) How long way 21) I love always 22) I am restricted how long 23) I love always 24) I am what kind of word 25) I love always 26) I love always
We're back with another 80's week. We'll start this one off with a classic by Cyndi Lauper.
Time After Time ~ by Cyndi Lauper
1) Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick and think of you 2) Caught up in circles, confusion is nothing new 3) Flashback, warm nights 4) Almost left behind 5) Suitcases of memories 6) Time after
7) Sometimes you picture me 8) I'm walking too far ahead 9) You're calling to me, I can't hear what you've said 10) Then you say go slow 11) I fall behind 12) The second hand unwinds
13) If you're lost you can look and you will find me 14) Time after time 15) If you fall I will catch you I'll be waiting 16) Time after time
17) After my picture fades and darkness has turned to gray 18) Watching through windows you're wondering if I'm OK 19) Secrets stolen from deep inside 20) The drum beats out of time 21) If you're lost you can look and you will find me 22) Time after time 23) If you fall I will catch you I'll be waiting 24) Time after time 25) You said go slow 26) I fall behind 27) The second hand unwinds
28) If you're lost you can look and you will find me 29) Time after time 30) If you fall I will catch you I'll be waiting 31) Time after time 32) Time after time 33) Time after time 34) Time after time 35) Time after time
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Time Rear Time the Cyndi Lauper Work
1) There being my bed, I hear the sound of the clock, concerning you 2) Overtaking with circle, is not necessarily new confusion 3) Flashback, warm night 4) It almost makes desertion 5) Suitcase of memory 6) Rear time
7) Occasionally I am drawn 8) I am walking excessively directly to the front 9) Me in me, it cannot inquire about what you said, it calls 10) Then it is the strategy which can be delayed deliberately 11) I lag behind 12) It undoes the second hand
13) If it can see and it is lost, I am found 14) Time rear time 15) Time the be as for me I wait, you catch 16) Time rear time
17) Turned the darkness my image and after atrophying, to gray 18) Whether or not I am good, passing by the window, you think in supervisory doubt 19) The secret which is stolen from inside is deep 20) Drum sound from time
21) If it can see and it is lost, I am found 22) Time rear time 23) Time the be as for me I wait, you catch 24) Time rear time
25) It was the strategy which can be delayed deliberately 26) I lag behind 27) It undoes the second hand
28) If it can see and it is lost, I am found 29) Time rear time 30) Time the be as for me I wait, you catch 31) Time rear time 32) Time rear time 33) Time rear time 34) Time rear time 35) Time rear time
Here are this week's top ten funniest mistranslations:
1. From: Help! Original: (Now) But now these days are gone (These days are gone), I'm not so self assured Mistranslation: But (now), now it goes recently (recently), I, It goes; where it has conviction so
2. From: Yellow Submarine Original: In our yellow (In our yellow) submarine (Submarine, ha, ha) Mistranslation: We yellow (with our yellows) the submarine (submarine, ha and ha)
3. From: A Day in the Life Original: I read the news today, oh boy Mistranslation: Today I read the oh boy of news
4. From: Yellow Submarine Original: Full speed ahead, Mr. Parker, full speed ahead! Mistranslation: In full speed front, in Parker full speed person front! 5. From: Yellow Submarine Original: Aye, aye, sir, fire! Mistranslation: Approval and approval, fire! 6. From: A Day in the Life Original: Made the bus in seconds flat Mistranslation: The second bus was made level
7. From: A Day in the Life Original: Found my way downstairs and drank a cup Mistranslation: My method was found under, the glass was drunk 8. From: A Day in the Life Original: Dragged a comb across my head Mistranslation: The comb which crosses my head was pulled 9. From: A Day in the Life Original: I'd love to turn you on Mistranslation: I think that we would like to attach
10. From: Yellow Submarine Original: Full speed over here, sir! Mistranslation: In full speed this!
1) I read the news today oh boy 2) About a lucky man who made the grade 3) And though the news was rather sad 4) Well I just had to laugh 5) I saw the photograph 6) He blew his mind out in a car 7) He didn't notice that the lights had changed 8) A crowd of people stood and stared 9) They'd seen his face before 10) Nobody was really sure 11) If he was from the House of Lords 12) I saw a film today oh boy 13) The English Army had just won the war 14) A crowd of people turned away 15) But I just had to look 16) Having read the book 17) I'd love to turn you on
18) Woke up, fell out of bed 19) Dragged a comb across my head 20) Found my way downstairs and drank a cup 21) And looking up I noticed I was late 22) Found my coat and grabbed my hat 23) Made the bus in seconds flat 24) Found my way upstairs and had a smoke 25) And somebody spoke and I went into a dream
26) I read the news today oh boy 27) Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire 28) And though the holes were rather small 29) They had to count them all 30) Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall 31) I'd love to turn you on
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Day of Beatles Work Life
1) Today I read the oh boy of news 2) About the fortunate person who made class 3) However news was somewhat sad 4) I must laugh exactly well 5) I looked at the photograph 6) He blew that heart of the car 7) He did not become aware in the light changing 8) Crowd of the people stood, scrutinized 9) Looked at that surface before a certain thing 10) No one really was secure 11) When he is from the Upper House 12) Today I met the oh boy of the film 13) The English troop won war exactly 14) Crowd of the people whom it turns 15) But I must see exactly 16) The book is read 17) I think that we would like to attach
18) It awoke from the bed, fell 19) The comb which crosses my head was pulled 20) My method was found under, the glass was drunk 21) I became aware inspecting, being late 22) My coat was found, my hat was grasped 23) The second bus was made level 24) My method was found in the second floor, had the smoke 25) And someone spoke, I entered into dream
26) Today I read the oh boy of news 27) Four thousand hole of Blackburn and Lancashire 28) However the hole was somewhat small 29) Those must count those entirely 30) This time you have known that takes in order to fill up no hole Albert hole 31) I think that we would like to attach
The title of this song, when mistranslated sounds a lot like the title of a Salvador Dalí painting.
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds ~ by The Beatles
1) Picture yourself in a boat on a river 2) With tangerine trees and marmalade skies 3) Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly 4) A girl with kaleidoscope eyes
5) Cellophane flowers of yellow and green 6) Towering over your head 7) Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes 8) And she's gone
9) Lucy in the sky with diamonds 10) Lucy in the sky with diamonds 11) Lucy in the sky with diamonds 12) Aaaaahhhhh...
13) Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain 14) Where rocking horse people eat marshmellow pies 15) Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers 16) That grow so incredibly high
17) Newpaper taxis appear on the shore 18) Waiting to take you away 19) Climb in the back with your head in the clouds 20) And you're gone
21) Lucy in the sky with diamonds 22) Lucy in the sky with diamonds 23) Lucy in the sky with diamonds 24) Aaaaahhhhh...
25) Picture yourself on a train in a station 26) With plasticine porters with looking glass ties 27) Suddenly someone is there at the turnstyle 28) The girl with the kaleidoscope eyes
29) Lucy in the sky with diamonds 30) Lucy in the sky with diamonds 31) Lucy in the sky with diamonds 32) Aaaaahhhhh... 33) Lucy in the sky with diamonds 34) Lucy in the sky with diamonds 35) Lucy in the sky with diamonds 36) Aaaaahhhhh... 37) Lucy in the sky with diamonds 38) Lucy in the sky with diamonds 39) Lucy in the sky with diamonds (fade out)
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Lucy of the Sky Where the Beatles Work Diamond Has Been Attached
1) Image yourself of boat of river 2) Using the tangerine wood and the sky of the marmalade 3) Someone answers rather slowly, you telephone 4) The girl observes it has the kaleidoscope
5) Flower of cellophane of yellow and green 6) It has risen to your head 7) Search the girl it has the sun of her eye 8) And she goes
9) Lucy of the sky where the diamond has been attached 10) Lucy of the sky where the diamond has been attached 11) Lucy of the sky where the diamond has been attached 12) Aaaaahhhhh…
13) Follow to her in the bridge with the fountain 14) Where the people of the quaver wooden horse eat the marshmallow pie 15) Everyone smiles passing the flower, when it drifts simultaneously 16) As for that you are brought up so very high
17) The newspaper taxi appears in the seashore 18) It leads away, wait 19) Rise of the back section where your head of the cloud has been attached 20) And it goes
21) Lucy of the sky where the diamond has been attached 22) Lucy of the sky where the diamond has been attached 23) Lucy of the sky where the diamond has been attached 24) Aaaaahhhhh…
25) Image yourself of train of place 26) Using the tie of the form seeing, using the porter of the clay for the image 27) As for someone in turnstyle suddenly it is there 28) The girl observes it has the kaleidoscope
29) Lucy of the sky where the diamond has been attached 30) Lucy of the sky where the diamond has been attached 31) Lucy of the sky where the diamond has been attached 32) Aaaaahhhhh… 33) Lucy of the sky where the diamond has been attached 34) Lucy of the sky where the diamond has been attached 35) Lucy of the sky where the diamond has been attached 36) Aaaaahhhhh… 37) Lucy of the sky where the diamond has been attached 38) Lucy of the sky where the diamond has been attached 39) Lucy of the sky where the diamond has been attached 40) Aaaaahhhhh…
1) In the town where I was born 2) Lived a man who sailed to sea 3) And he told us of his life 4) In the land of submarines
5) So we sailed up to the sun 6) Till we found the sea of green 7) And we lived beneath the waves 8) In our yellow submarine
9) We all live in a yellow submarine 10) Yellow submarine, yellow submarine 11) We all live in a yellow submarine 12) Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
13) And our friends are all on board 14) Many more of them live next door 15) And the band begins to play
16) We all live in a yellow submarine 17) Yellow submarine, yellow submarine 18) We all live in a yellow submarine 19) Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
20) (Full speed ahead, Mr. Parker, full speed ahead! 21) Full speed over here, sir! 22) Action station! Action station! 23) Aye, aye, sir, fire! 24) Heaven! Heaven!)
25) As we live a life of ease (A life of ease) 26) Everyone of us (Everyone of us) has all we need (Has all we need) 27) Sky of blue (Sky of blue) and sea of green (Sea of green) 28) In our yellow (In our yellow) submarine (Submarine, ha, ha)
29) We all live in a yellow submarine 30) Yellow submarine, yellow submarine 31) We all live in a yellow submarine 32) Yellow submarine, yellow submarine 33) We all live in a yellow submarine 34) Yellow submarine, yellow submarine 35) We all live in a yellow submarine 36) Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
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Beatles Work Yellow Submarine
1) The town where I am born 2) The person who navigates in the sea had lived 3) And he called to us of that life 4) Land of submarine
5) Therefore we navigated to the sun 6) Until we found the sea of green 7) And we had lived under the wave 8) The submarine we yellow
9) We have lived in the entirely yellow submarine 10) Yellow submarine and yellow submarine 11) We have lived in the entirely yellow submarine 12) Yellow submarine and yellow submarine
13) And our friends are everything in Hunagami 14) Those to be many being placed next which has lived 15) And the band starts playing
16) We have lived in the entirely yellow submarine 17) Yellow submarine and yellow submarine 18) We have lived in the entirely yellow submarine 19) Yellow submarine and yellow submarine
20) (In full speed front, in Parker full speed person front! 21) In full speed this! 22) Action station! Action station! 23) Approval and approval, fire! 24) Heaven! Heaven!)
25) The way us life ease which has lived (the life of ease) 26) (Our everyone) there is everything which we need in our everyone, (it has everything which we need) 27) Blue (sky of blue) sky and green (sea of green) sea 28) We yellow (with our yellows) the submarine (submarine, ha and ha)
29) We have lived in the entirely yellow submarine 30) Yellow submarine and yellow submarine 31) We have lived in the entirely yellow submarine 32) Yellow submarine and yellow submarine 33) We have lived in the entirely yellow submarine 34) Yellow submarine and yellow submarine 35) We have lived in the entirely yellow submarine 36) Yellow submarine and yellow submarine
These lyrics are going to need some help after Babelfish gets done with them.
Help! ~ by The Beatles
1) Help, I need somebody 2) Help, not just anybody 3) Help, you know I need someone, help
4) When I was younger (So much younger than) so much younger than today 5) (I never needed) I never needed anybody's help in any way 6) (Now) But now these days are gone (These days are gone), I'm not so self assured 7) (I know I've found) Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors
8) Help me if you can, I'm feeling down 9) And I do appreciate you being round 10) Help me get my feet back on the ground 11) Won't you please, please help me
12) (Now) And now my life has changed in oh so many ways 13) (My independence) My independence seems to vanish in the haze 14) (But) But every now (Every now and then) and then I feel so insecure 15) (I know that I) I know that I just need you like I've never done before
16) Help me if you can, I'm feeling down 17) And I do appreciate you being round 18) Help me get my feet back on the ground 19) Won't you please, please help me
20) When I was younger so much younger than today 21) I never needed anybody's help in any way 22) (But) But now these daya are gone (These days are gone), I'm not so self assured 23) (I know I've found) Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors
24) Help me if you can, I'm feeling down 25) And I do appreciate you being round 26) Help me, get my feet back on the ground 27) Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me, ooh
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Help! Beatles Work
1) Help, I need who 2) Anyone and it helps, exactly 3) I someone's help help the fact that it needs, have known
4) I was young and today was younger so rather than (being young so) the time 5) (I) I where it is never needed did not need that completely never everyone helps 6) But (now), now it goes recently (recently), I, It goes; where it has conviction so 7) The fact that (as for me have known that I find) now as for me I change my heart, developed door is found
8) When it is possible, you feel me, help 9) And I have met, it recognizes 10) Help the fact that I recover my feet with the land 11) I am helped
12) (Now) and now my life changed with oh such many methods 13) (My independence) my independence seems that disappears with the haze 14) But next (but) now all (occasionally) and I am moved very by uncertainly 15) That (I never made before and am not the way) having known that I need exactly it has known that
16) When it is possible, you feel me, help 17) And I have met, it recognizes 18) Help the fact that I recover my feet with the land 19) I am helped
20) When I am young and, today so being younger 21) I being someone completely never, did not need that it helps 22) But (but) now recently (going recently), as for me conviction has not met excessively, it goes 23) The fact that (as for me have known that I find) now as for me I change my heart, developed door is found
24) When it is possible, you feel me, help 25) And I have met, it recognizes 26) Help the fact that I recover my feet with the land 27) ooh which helps me who help me, it helps me
This week I thought I would devote to songs by the Beatles. This probably won't be the only week I'll do this, there are so many great songs to mistranslate. We'll start off with A Hard Day's Night.
A Hard Day's Night by The Beatles
1) It's been a hard day's night, 2) And I'd been working like a dog 3) It's been a hard day's night, 4) I should be sleeping like a log 5) But when I get home to you 6) I find the things that you do 7) Will make me feel alright
8) You know I work all day 9) To get you money to buy you things 10) And it's worth it just to hear you say 11) You're going to give me everything 12) So why on earth should I moan, 13) Cause when I get you alone 14) You know I feel OK
15) When I'm home everything seems to be right 16) When I'm home feeling you holding me tight, tight, yeah
17) It's been a hard day's night, 18) And I'd been working like a dog 19) It's been a hard day's night, 20) I should be sleeping like a log 21) But when I get home to you 22) I find the things that you do 23) Will make me feel alright owww
24) So why on earth should I moan, 25) Cause when I get you alone 26) You know I feel OK
27) When I'm home everything seems to be right 28) When I'm home feeling you holding me tight, tight, yeah
29) It's been a hard day's night, 30) And I'd been working like a dog 31) It's been a hard day's night, 32) I should be sleeping like a log 33) But when I get home to you 34) I find the things that you do 35) Will make me feel alright 36) You know I feel alright 37) You know I feel alright
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Night of Beatles Work Very One Day
1) That directly is the night of very one day 2) And I worked directly like the dog 3) That directly is the night of very one day 4) I should sleep like the log 5) But the time I obtain the house in you 6) I find you thing 7) Being moved something to say is lost by me
8) One Japan and China have known that it works 9) In order to obtain in order thing to buy the money 10) And as for that exactly there is a value which inquires about that you say 11) It has been about to give everything to me 12) I should the earth why, whether is, therefore It comes, voice 13) Just me cause when you obtain 14) You know that I feel well
15) I at the time of the house as for everything seem the correct way 16) When me to be hard being feeling possession thing I of the house, it is hard, can obtain
17) That directly is the night of very one day 18) And I worked directly like the dog 19) That directly is the night of very one day 20) I should sleep like the log 21) But the time I obtain the house in you 22) I find you thing 23) Owww of being moved is made by me without something to say
24) I should the earth why, whether is, therefore It comes, voice 25) Just me cause when you obtain 26) You know that I feel well
27) I at the time of the house as for everything seem the correct way 28) When me to be hard being feeling possession thing I of the house, it is hard, can obtain
29) That directly is the night of very one day 30) And I worked directly like the dog 31) That directly is the night of very one day 32) I should sleep like the log 33) But the time I obtain the house in you 34) I find you thing 35) Being moved something to say is lost by me 36) Me you know that you feel without something to say 37) Me you know that you feel without something to say
Here are the top ten funniest lines from Internet Geek Week.
1. From Chocolate Rain: Original: The school books say it can't be here again Mistranslation: As for the textbook it means that for the second time it cannot turn to be here
2. From Candy Mountain: Original: They've got lolly pops and gummy drops and candy things Mistranslation: Those have the thing of the explosion sound of lolly and decrease and the candy of stickiness 3. From Candy Mountain: Original: It's impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town Mistranslation: It is impossible to learn the grimacing aspect of town of the candy 4. From Trogdor: Original: Whoa, this has wicked dueling guitar solos! Mistranslation: Remain there is a solo of the guitar of cunning duel, Whoa! 5. From Candy Mountain: Original: So now Charlie please will you go into the cave Mistranslation: So now it enters into the Chiyari cave 6. From Peanut Butter Jelly Time: Original: Now tick-tack-toe (uh huh) Mistranslation: This time through kachikachi sound the rivet toe (uh haatsu) 7. From Candy Mountain: Original: Turn around, it astounds, it's the dancing candy tree Mistranslation: The wood of the dance candy which, that it surprises, is that does again to face 8. From Trogdor: Original: THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES! Mistranslation: IN MOSQUITO NET ROOFING COTTAGES OF ROOF! 9. From Chocolate Rain: Original: Flippin' cars in France the other night Mistranslation: The French car is repelled the other night 10. From Trogdor: Original: SQUIGGLY WINS! Mistranslation: SQUIGGLY VICTORY!
From now on, I think I will take just a little more creative license and drop or rearrange some words in the mistranslations. Even though it won't be an accurate mistranslation (oxymoron?) it will still have the essence of the mistranslation. I think it will be necessary for comedic effect to do this because some of the lines just become a mouthful or are worded weirdly to the point that the words are in a strange order and just aren't funny. Come back next week for hopefully a more improved Universal Language of Mankind.
We'll finish out the week with a song about a man, I mean a dragon man, or maybe just a dragon. Anyway, even if you've never heard of Homestarrunner, you may have heard this song if you've ever played Guitar Hero 2 (It's one of the songs you can unlock).
Trogdor by Strong Bad
1) TROGDOR! 2) TROGDOR!
3) Trogdor was a man 4) I mean, he was a dragon man 5) Or maybe he was just a dragon
6) But he was still TROGDOR! 7) TROGDOR!
8) Burninating the countryside, 9) Burninating the peasants 10) Burninating all the peoples 11) And their thatched-roof COTTAGES!
12) THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!
13) (Whoa, this has wicked dueling guitar solos! 14) It's like, Squiggly versus Meedley over here. 15) Go Squiggly! 16) Go Squiggly! 17) SQUIGGLY WINS!)
18) When all the land is in ruin, 19) And burnination has forsaken the countryside, 20) Only one guy will remain.
21) My money's on TROGDOR! 22) TROGDOR!
23) And the Trogdor comes in the NIGHT!
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Trogdor Due to Forcing Bad State
1) TROGDOR! 2) TROGDOR! 3) Trogdor was the person 4) I mean the person of the dragon which is he 5) Or perhaps he exactly was the dragon 6) But he still was TROGDOR! 7) TROGDOR! 8) Burninating countryside 9) Burninating tenant 10) Burninating all people 11) And in mosquito net roofing COTTAGES OF ROOF! 12) IN MOSQUITO NET ROOFING COTTAGES OF ROOF! 13) (Remain there is a solo of the guitar of cunning duel, Whoa! 14) That is of Meedley opposite Squiggly this way 15) Squiggly go! 16) Squiggly go! 17) SQUIGGLY VICTORY!) 18) When all lands stand dying 19) And burnination abandoned countryside 20) Just one people remain 21) As for my money there is TROGDOR! 22) TROGDOR! 23) And Trogdor enters the NIGHT!
Today's song is a long one. But half the song is comprised of two words, "Chocolate Rain". Let's see how this one turns out.
Chocolate Rain ~ by Tay Zonday
1) Chocolate Rain 2) Some stay dry and others feel the pain 3) Chocolate Rain 4) A baby born will die before the sin
5) Chocolate Rain 6) The school books say it can't be here again 7) Chocolate Rain 8) The prisons make you wonder where it went
9) Chocolate Rain 10) Build a tent and say the world is dry 11) Chocolate Rain 12) Zoom the camera out and see the lie
13) Chocolate Rain 14) Forecast to be falling yesterday 15) Chocolate Rain 16) Only in the past is what they say
17) Chocolate Rain 18) Raised your neighborhood insurance rates 19) Chocolate Rain 20) Makes us happy 'livin in a gate
21) Chocolate Rain 22) Made me cross the street the other day 23) Chocolate Rain 24) Made you turn your head the other way
25) Chocolate Rain 26) History quickly crashing through your veins 27) Chocolate Rain 28) Using you to fall back down again
29) Chocolate Rain 30) Seldom mentioned on the radio 31) Chocolate Rain 32) It's the fear your leaders call control
33) Chocolate Rain 34) Worse than swearing worse than calling names 35) Chocolate Rain 36) Say it publicly and you're insane
37) Chocolate Rain 38) No one wants to hear about it now 39) Chocolate Rain 40) Wish real hard it goes away somehow
41) Chocolate Rain 42) Makes the best of friends begin to fight 43) Chocolate Rain 44) But did they know each other in the light?
45) Chocolate Rain 46) Every February washed away 47) Chocolate Rain 48) Stays behind as colors celebrate
49) Chocolate Rain 50) The same crime has a higher price to pay 51) Chocolate Rain 52) The judge and jury swear it's not the face
53) Chocolate Rain 54) Dirty secrets of economy 55) Chocolate Rain 56) Turns that body into GDP
57) Chocolate Rain 58) The bell curve blames the baby's DNA 59) Chocolate Rain 60) But test scores are how much the parents make
61) Chocolate Rain 62) Flippin' cars in France the other night 63) Chocolate Rain 64) Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai
65) Chocolate Rain 66) Cross the world and back it's all the same 67) Chocolate Rain 68) Angels cry and shake their heads in shame
69) Chocolate Rain 70) Lifts the ark of paradise in sin 71) Chocolate Rain 72) Which part do you think you're 'livin in?
73) Chocolate Rain 74) More than marchin' more than passing law 75) Chocolate Rain 76) Remake how we got to where we are
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Tay Zonday Work Chocolate Rain
1) Chocolate Rain 2) As for part as for the being restricted and the other things which it is dry pain is felt 3) Chocolate Rain 4) The baby who withstands dies before the crime
5) Chocolate Rain 6) As for the textbook it means that for the second time it cannot turn to be here 7) Chocolate Rain 8) The jail makes the wonder where that does
9) Chocolate Rain 10) Make the tent, mean that the world is dry 11) Chocolate Rain 12) The camera zooms, looks at lie
13) Chocolate Rain 14) Yesterday the estimate which goes down 15) Chocolate Rain 16) Just in the past is that they say
17) Chocolate Rain 18) Insurance ratio of your neighborhood was increased 19) Chocolate Rain 20) It lives the gate happily in us
21) Chocolate Rain 22) Sort in me who some days ago am made to cross 23) Chocolate Rain 24) The other method of making your head turn
25) Chocolate Rain 26) Directly passing by your vein, the history which it collides 27) Chocolate Rain 28) Using you who fall, for the second time
29) Chocolate Rain 30) Being expressed almost with the radio 31) Chocolate Rain 32) As for that you fear and it is your leader call control
33) Chocolate Rain 34) Rather than calling name, it is worse than being bad and swearing 35) Chocolate Rain 36) That reach publicly and mean that you are abnormal
37) Chocolate Rain 38) Now we would like to hear everyone concerning that 39) Chocolate Rain 40) That substance of the request is hard becomes how not to be done
41) Chocolate Rain 42) The best of the friend it makes start fighting 43) Chocolate Rain 44) But did they associate each other of the light?
45) Chocolate Rain 46) All February which is washed away 47) Chocolate Rain 48) As for the staying remainder you celebrate as color
49) Chocolate Rain 50) There is a high price where it should pay to the same crime 51) Chocolate Rain 52) The judge and the jury swear that is not the surface
53) Chocolate Rain 54) The secret where economy becomes dirty 55) Chocolate Rain 56) That body to rotary gross domestic product
57) Chocolate Rain 58) It designates the curve of the bell as responsibility of baby DNA 59) Chocolate Rain 60) But the parent makes the record of the test or, it is which rank
61) Chocolate Rain 62) The French car is repelled the other night 63) Chocolate Rain 64) The sewer under Mumbai is made clean
65) Chocolate Rain 66) Cross the back section and the world where completely it is the same with 67) Chocolate Rain 68) As for the angel you shout, shake the head of shame
69) Chocolate Rain 70) The refuge of the paradise of crime is raised 71) Chocolate Rain 72) Which part you have lived, you think?
73) Chocolate Rain 74) You march and to be more approving law rather than more 75) Chocolate Rain 76) We is somewhere, we how obtained, rimeiku
If you don't know what that's from then you'll know by the end of this post. It's from Charlie the Unicorn by Jason Steele over at Film Cow. The song featured in Charlie the Unicorn is called Candy Mountain and was written by a friend and collaborator of Jason's named Robert Benfer. Robert's website is called Knox's Korner. He does a lot of funny claymation stuff. Anyway, here's the song.
Candy Mountain by Robert Benfer
1) Oh, when you're down and looking for some cheering up, 2) Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave. 3) When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land, 4) Such a happy and joyful and perky merry land. 5) They've got lolly pops and gummy drops and candy things, 6) Oh so many things that will brighten up your day. 7) It's impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town, 8) It's the mecca of love the candy cave.
9) They've got jelly beans, and coconuts with little hats, 10) Candy rats, choco bats, it's a wonderland of sweets. 11) Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band, 12) Candy bells, it's a treat as they march across the land. 13) Cheery ribbons stream across the sky into the ground, 14) Turn around, it astounds, it's the dancing candy tree. 15) In the candy cave imagination runs so free, 16) So now Charlie please will you go into the cave.
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Robert Benfer Work Candy Mountain
1) Well vigor you have attached when and being, you search how many 2) Then exactly to the cave of the candy mountain right of the head 3) When in you obtain, the cheerful land you find you yourself 4) Being very happy, the delightful self-confidence fully cheerful land 5) Those have the thing of the explosion sound of lolly and decrease and the candy of stickiness 6) It becomes bright with respect to oh your day, such many things 7) It is impossible to learn the grimacing aspect of town of the candy 8) That is the cave of the mecca candy of love
9) Those have the jelly candy and the coconut where the small hat has been attached 10) Rat of the candy, the country of wonder of the candy which that is it strikes choco 11) Ride in town in the train of the candy, inquire about the candy band 12) Because the bell of the candy, as for that they crossing the land, you march, it is treat 13) The cheerful ribbon flows crossing the sky the land 14) The wood of the dance candy which, that it surprises, is that does again to face 15) The imagination moves so freely in the cave of the candy 16) So now it enters into the Chiyari cave
Here's a special treat. Below I have posted all three episode of Chiyari the Unicorn...I mean Charlie the Unicorn!
Welcome back! I hope everyone had an awesome Labor Day weekend, I know I did. We're only going to have four songs this week due to the holiday. But it's a good thing because I could only think of four songs that go with this theme. I'm calling this week "Internet Geek Week" If you've been on the internet long enough you should recognize these songs. We'll start off with one of the first songs popularized by the internet. It's an oldie but a goodie, well, maybe not a goodie, but it's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
16) It's peanut butter jelly 17) Peanut butter jelly 18) Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat 19) It's peanut butter jelly 20) Peanut butter jelly 21) Peanut butter jelly with a football cap
22) Now where he at? 23) Where he at? 24) Where he at? 25) Where he at? 26) Now there he go 27) There he go 28) There he go 29) There he go
30) It's peanut butter jelly 31) Peanut butter jelly 32) Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat 33) It's peanut butter jelly 34) Peanut butter jelly 35) Peanut butter jelly with a football cap
36) Now break it down and freeze 37) Take it down to your knees 38) Break it down and freeze 39) Break it down and freeze
40) Now where he at? 41) Where he at? 42) Where he at? 43) Where he at? 44) Now there he go 45) There he go 46) There he go 47) There he go
48) It's peanut butter jelly 49) Peanut butter jelly 50) Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat 51) It's Peanut butter jelly 52) Peanut butter jelly 53) Peanut butter jelly with a football cap
54) Now tick-tack-toe (uh huh) 55) Tic-Tac-Toe (Let's go) 56) Tic Tac Toe (U got it) 57) Tic Tac Toe (let's ride)
58) Now where he at? 59) Where he at? 60) Where he at? 61) Where he at? 62) Now there he go 63) There he go 64) There he go 65) There he go
66) It's peanut butter jelly 67) Peanut butter jelly 68) Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat 69) It's peanut butter jelly 70) Peanut butter jelly 71) Peanut butter jelly with a football cap
72) Now freestyle freestyle, freestyle, freestyle 73) Your style, freestyle, freestyle, your style
74) Now where he at? 75) Where he at? 76) Where he at? 77) Where he at? 78) Now there he go 79) There he go 80) There he go 81) There he go
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Time of the Jelly of the Peanut Butter by the Boy of the Buckwheat Flour
1) That is time of the jelly of the peanut butter! 2) Time of jelly of peanut butter! 3) Time of jelly of peanut butter!
4) This time his place? 5) Him? 6) Him? 7) Him? 8) This time as for him it goes there 9) He goes there 10) He goes there 11) He goes there
12) Jelly of peanut butter 13) Jelly of peanut butter 14) Jelly of peanut butter 15) Jelly of peanut butter
16) That is the jelly of the peanut butter 17) Jelly of peanut butter 18) The jelly of the peanut butter where the bat for the baseball has been attached 19) That is the jelly of the peanut butter 20) Jelly of peanut butter 21) The jelly of the peanut butter where the hat of the football has been attached
22) This time his place? 23) Him? 24) Him? 25) Him? 26) This time as for him it goes there 27) He goes there 28) He goes there 29) He goes there
30) That is the jelly of the peanut butter 31) Jelly of peanut butter 32) The jelly of the peanut butter where the bat for the baseball has been attached 33) That is the jelly of the peanut butter 34) Jelly of peanut butter 35) The jelly of the peanut butter where the hat of the football has been attached
36) This time classify that, freeze 37) Lower that to your knee 38) Classify that, freeze 39) Classify that, freeze
40) This time his place? 41) Him? 42) Him? 43) Him? 44) This time as for him it goes there 45) He goes there 46) He goes there 47) He goes there
48) That is the jelly of the peanut butter 49) Jelly of peanut butter 50) The jelly of the peanut butter where the bat for the baseball has been attached 51) That is the jelly of the peanut butter 52) Jelly of peanut butter 53) The jelly of the peanut butter where the hat of the football has been attached
54) This time through kachikachi sound the rivet toe (uh haatsu) 55) The rivet toe (it goes through kachikachi sound permit us) 56) The rivet toe of kachikachi (you obtained that) 57) The rivet toe of kachikachi (us permit riding in a car)
58) This time his place? 59) Him? 60) Him? 61) Him? 62) This time as for him it goes there 63) He goes there 64) He goes there 65) He goes there
66) That is the jelly of the peanut butter 67) Jelly of peanut butter 68) The jelly of the peanut butter where the bat for the baseball has been attached 69) That is the jelly of the peanut butter 70) Jelly of peanut butter 71) The jelly of the peanut butter where the hat of the football has been attached
72) This time the freestyle, the freestyle, the freestyle and the freestyle 73) Your style, freestyle of freestyle, your style
66) That is the jelly of the peanut butter 67) Jelly of peanut butter 68) The jelly of the peanut butter where the bat for the baseball has been attached 69) That is the jelly of the peanut butter 70) Jelly of peanut butter 71) The jelly of the peanut butter where the hat of the football has been attached
Here's a scene from Family Guy that spoofs this song:
Ok, so here's the list of my favorite mistranslated lines so far. After this, I will have a top ten list of funniest mistranslated lines at the end of each week.
Original Line - I'm melting (I'm melting)
Mistranslation - I dissolve (I dissolve)
(from Don't Stop Till You Get Enough by Michael Jackson)
Original Line - She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
Mistranslation - As for her as for me exactly it is the girl you insist that they are 1 years old
(from Billie Jean by Michael Jackson)
Original Line - There's no escapin' the jaws of the alien this time (they're open wide)
Mistranslation - This time when it is not (it opened the jaw of the foreigner that it escapes, it is wide)
