TV Show Theme Song Week: Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Okay, here's the last one for this week, but I'll probably do another TV show theme song week again sometime in the future. Everyone should know this one, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

1) Now this is the story all about how
2) My life got flipped, turned upside down
3) And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
4) I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

5) In West Philadelphia I was born and raised
6) On the playground is where I spent most of my days
7) Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin all cool
8) And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school

9) When a couple of guys who were up to no good
10) Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
11) I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
12) And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air."

13) I whistled for a cab, and when it came near
14) The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
15) If anything I could say that this cat was rare
16) But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air."

17) I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
18) and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later."
19) Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
20) To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

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Oji Where the Bell Air is New

1) This time as for this the story how concerning completely
2) My life could being repelled, being reversed
3) And I the amount which sits down exactly just there desire the fact that it is required
4) I call how you became Oji of the town where I was called Bel Air

5) I was born with Huiraderuhiia west, was lifted
6) It is at the point where I passed the majority of my days at the athletic field
7) maxin' which, is cool completely becomes cold and loosens
8) And everything which shoots the b-sphere outside the school

9) It is good, to the man-hour 23 it is not
10) The compilation trouble to which my neighborhood is begun
11) As for me one swaying a little, profit, my mother could having made can to have
12) And "which was said; Bel Air. " It is moving your aunt and with the uncle

13) As for me when coming because of the taxi soon, blowing the whistle
14) As for license plate "You said; New " And to that there were dies with the mirror
15) That this cat be fixed was, if me it can say with anything
16) But as for me "You thought; As for nah that Bel Air. " To the house of Yo you have forgotten

17) I pulled out in the house concerning seven or eight
18) And as for me "of taxi driver; You shouted; To return to the house afterwards depending
upon Yo, the gu. "
19) My kingdom, me it was finally there, you saw
20) In order to sit down in my throne, as the Oji of Bel Air

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Hope you enjoyed TV Theme Show week. There will be another one soon. I like to end the week with something special and I try to do something every week. So I though I would mistranslate the titles to a bunch of TV Shows. Here they are:

Howdy Doody = And a Doody (C'mon that's funny!)

The Lone Ranger = Independent Ranger

The Abbott and Costello Show = It Shows Abbott and Costello

Name That Tune = List the Condition

Flash Gordon = Gordon Which is Not the Coming Out Eye

Lassie = Girl Ratsushi (rat sushi?)

The Honeymooners = Newly-Married Traveler

Alfred Hitchcock Presents = It Shows Alph Lead Lead Hitchcock

Leave it to Beaver = Leave That to the Beaver

Yogi Bear = Yoga Line Person Ku Ma

The Huckleberry Hound Show = Being Hollow Thing Hound Show

Bonanza = Wealth Ore Band (I'm not making these up)

The Twilight Zone = Is the So Zone of the Re

Dennis the Menace = Dennis Threat

My Favorite Martian = Mars person of my taste

Jonny Quest = The Search for Jonny

Bewitched = Magic Can Be Applied

Underdog = Loser

The Flying Nun = Nun of Flight

Monty Python's Flying Circus = Circus of Flight of the Serpent of Monty

Soul Train = Train of Mind

Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids = Albert of Fat Quality and the Child of Cosby

Planet of the Apes = Planet of Monkey

The Incredible Hulk = Believing Good Waste Hull

The Greatest American Hero = Splendid American Hero

Gimme a Break! = Be Broken in Me and Give the Eye

Late Night with David Letterman = David Letterman and Night Slow

T.J. Hooker = The Prostitute of T.J.

G.I. Joe = G.I. Jaw

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe = He Arranges the Master Person of Outer Space

Miami Vice = The Miami Badness

Who's the Boss? = Is the Chief Who?

Care Bears = It Withstands Worry

She-Ra: Princess of Power = Her-Ra: King Woman of Power

The Golden Girls = Girl Kin

Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wrestling = The Stone of Hogan of the Waste Hull and Struggle

Spenser: For Hire = Spenser for Rent Debt

Growing Pains = The Pain Which Grows

M.A.S.K. (Mobile Armored Strike Kommand) = M.A.S.K. (Portable Type Armoring Assault Order)

Perfect Strangers = Complete Others

Pee-Wee's Playhouse = Just a Little Play House of Urine (I almost died when I saw that!)

The Real Ghostbusters = Destructive Person of Illusion of Substance

ALF (Alien Life Form) = ALF (Life Body of Foreign Country)

Sledge Hammer = Sled Hammer

Married...With Children = ...You Have Gotten Married the Child

Headbangers Ball = Sphere of Head Fire Cracker

Duck Tales = Story of Duck

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Turtle of a Teen of Ninja of Mutation Body

Yo! MTV Raps = Yo! It Hits MTV

Garfield and Friends = Gahuirudo and Friend

The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh = The Venture Fool Whose Uini is New

Saved by the Bell = The Bell Work it is Rescued

The Arsenio Hall Show = Arsenio Hole Show (I don't think I would want to watch that one)

Chip n' Dale Rescue Rangers = Fragment n' Ranger of Rescue of Valley

Quantum Leap = Large Leap

Super Mario Bros. Super Show! = Sibling Extreme Show of Extreme Mario!

American Gladiators = The American Sword Fighting Loyal Retainer

Major Dad = Furthermore Principal Father

Family Matters = The Family is Important

America's Funniest Home Videos = America's Home Video Whose is Strangest

Swamp Thing = Thing of Mud Area

America's Funniest People = The People Whose America is Strangest

Get a Life = Profit Do the Life

Herman's Head = Hellman's Head (Mayonnaise?)

Home Improvement = Reconstruction

Barney and Friends = Quarrel and Friend

Goof Troop = The Troop of Stupidity

Mad About You = Concerning You the Lunatic

The Ben Stiller Show = Quieter Show than Venn (This just keeps getting weirder)

World Wrestling Federation: Monday Night Raw = The Combination Where the World Struggles: Unprocessed Monday Night

Homicide: Life on the Street = Homicide: Life of Sort

Beavis and Butt-Head = Beavis and the Bat Take the Lead

Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog = Venture Porcupine of Sound Wave

Xena: Warrior Princess = Xena: King Woman of Soldier

3rd Rock from the Sun = 3rd Stone from Sunday

Hey Arnold! = Just a Little Arnold!

Just Shoot Me! = Shoot Me Exactly!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer = The Murder Person of the Vampire Which is Intoxicated

Win Ben Stein's Money = Money of Victory Venn Stain

Who Wants to be a Millionaire? = You Think that Someone Would Like to be the Large Magnate?

MTV Cribs = The Lintel Bucket of MTV

Aqua Teen Hunger Force = Hungry Power of a Teen of Water

The Bernie Mac Show = Bell Knee Mac Show

What Not to Wear = What Which it Should Not Attach to the Body

Last Comic Standing = Last Comedy Position

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy = Strange Eye for Straight Person

Two and a Half Men = 2.5 Person

Pimp My Ride = My Riding in a Car Leads Prostitution

My Name is Earl = My Name is the Count

Deal or No Deal = There is No Transaction or Transaction

Ugly Betty = Scurvy Betty

TV Show Theme Song Week: Brady Bunch and Three's Company

I know that most of these theme songs have been from shows that ran during the 60's, 70's, and 80's. The reason is because there aren't too many notable theme show songs these days. Many of them are instrumental which doesn't really work for this blog. Most of the classic theme songs come from the 60's, 70's, and the 80's. There are some from the 90's too, just wait until tomorrow's theme song that I'm going to use to finish out the week, it's gonna be a good one. But here, enjoy two theme songs from the 70's: The Brady Bunch and Three's Company!

The Brady Bunch

1) Here's the story of a lovely lady
2) Who was bringing up three very lovely girls
3) All of them had hair of gold, like their mother
4) The youngest one in curls

5) Here's the store, of a man named Brady
6) Who was busy with three boys of his own
7) They were four men, living all together
8) Yet they were all alone

9) Till the one day when the lady met this fellow
10) And they knew it was much more than a hunch
11) That this group would somehow form a family
12) That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch
13) The Brady Bunch

14) That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch
15) The Brady Bunch

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The Bundle of Brady

1) As for the story of the beautiful woman there is here
2) You had raised the girl someone three is beautiful very?
3) There was a hair of the gold entirely like the mother
4) One where the cirque is youngest

5) As for the store of the person who lists Brady and name, there is here
6) Someone was three boys of his himself ones and in the midst of using?
7) They were four human everything which has lived together
8) However, those were just complete

9) To one days when the woman meets to this companion
10) And they had known that is than intuition greatly mainly
11) How this group, doing, forms the family
12) That is we who have become the bundle of Brady with method entirely
13) The bundle of Brady

14) That is we who have become the bundle of Brady with method entirely
15) The bundle of Brady

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Three's Company

1) Come and knock on our door
2) We've been waiting for you
3) Where the kisses are hers and hers and his
4) Three's company too

5) Come and dance on on our floor
6) Take a step that is new
7) We've a lovable space that needs your face
8) Three's company too

9) You'll see that life is a frolic
10) And laughter is calling for you
11) Down at our rendezvous
12) Three's company, too!

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Three is the company

1) Come being our doors, hit
2) We wait directly
3) Kiss her ones and her ones and the place where it is that
4) Three is the company

5) Come being our floors, dance
6) Step on the new step
7) It possesses the lovely space where we need your surface
8) Three is the company

9) You look at that life is amusement
10) And laughter seeks you
11) With our rendezvous
12) Three is the company!

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Okay, I have a theme song from a newer show, but the show is set in the 70's. Yes, it's That 70's Show. It's a really short one so I'll throw it in as a little extra bonus.

That 70's Show

1) Hangin' out
2) Down the street
3) The same old thing
4) We did last week.
5) Not a thing to do
6) But talk to you
7) We're all alright!
8) We're all alright!

9) Hello Wisconsin!

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The 70 shows

1) Pass the time
2) Under sort
3) The same old thing
4) We last week did
5) Should do, without being
6) But to your story
7) We are everything without something to say!
8) We are everything without something to say!

9) Today Wisconsin!

TV Show Theme Song Week: The Jeffersons and Diff'rent Strokes

Here's two more for you, "The Jeffersons" and "Diff'rent Strokes"

The Jeffersons

1) Well we're movin on up
2) To the east side
3) To a deluxe apartment in the sky
4) Movin on up
5) To the east side
6) We finally got a piece of the pie

7) Fish don't fry in the kitchen
8) Beans don't burn on the grill
9) Took a whole lotta tryin'
10) Just to get up that hill
11) Now we're up in the big leagues
12) Gettin' our turn at bat
13) As long as we live, it's you and me baby
14) There ain't nothin wrong with that

15) Well we're movin on up
16) To the east side
17) To a deluxe apartment in the sky
18) Movin on up
19) To the east side
20) We finally got a piece of the pie

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Jeffersons

1) We are advanced well
2) On east side
3) Deluxe of sky in apartment
4) Advance
5) On east side
6) We obtained the part of the pie finally

7) The fish wears the fried food which does not have the kitchen
8) The bean does not burn with the grill
9) Many the fact that you try was taken
10) Exactly, in order to cause that hill
11) We this time are in the major league
12) Obtain our revolutions with the bat
13) If we have lived, that is your and my baby
14) By mistake is not with that at all

15) We are advanced well
16) On east side
17) Deluxe of sky in apartment
18) Advance
19) On east side
20) We obtained the part of the pie finally

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Diff'rent Strokes

1) Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum,
2) What might be right for you, may not be right for some.
3) A man is born, he's a man of means.
4) Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.

5) But they got, Diff'rent Strokes.
6) It takes, Diff'rent Strokes.
7) It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.

8) Everybody's got a special kind of story
9) Everybody finds a way to shine,
10) It don't matter that you got not alot
11) So what,
12) They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours, and I'll have mine.
13) And together we'll be fine....

14) Because it takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.
15) Yes it does.
16) It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.

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The Shock Which Differs

1) This time, as for the world it does not move to the sound of one drum exactly
2) Anything perhaps it is the right because of you, because of many is good with the right
3) The person is born, the average person who is he
4) Then paralleling to 2 where it comes, those obtained the jeans

5) But those obtained the shock which differs
6) That takes the shock which differs
7) That takes the shock which differs in order to move the world

8) Everyone has the special kind of story
9) Everyone finds the method of shining
10) The large quantity obtaining it is not important
11) Therefore what
12) There are his et. al ones in those, are your, there are my ones in me
13) And we are good together

14) Because the shock where that differs in order to move the world is taken
15) It is, as for that
16) That takes the shock which differs in order to move the world

TV Show Theme Song Week: All in the Family and Happy Days

Some TV theme songs tend to be pretty short, so I'll give you two of them today. We'll do "All in the Family" and "Happy Days".

All in the Family

1) Boy the way Glen Miller played
2) Songs that made the hit parade
3) Guys like us we had it made
4) Those were the days

5) And you knew who you were then
6) Girls were girls and men were men
7) Mister we could use a man
8) Like Herbert Hoover again

9) Didn't need no welfare state
10) Everybody pulled his weight
11) Gee our old LaSalle ran great
12) Those were the days

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Everything of family

1) The boy where the methodological ravine mirror played
2) The song which made hit parade
3) Human we like us had forming that
4) Those were day

5) You had known and it was who
6) The girl was the girl, the person was the person
7) Person we can use the person
8) For the second time, like Herbert Hoover

9) Welfare state was not needed
10) Everyone pulled that weight
11) Gee LaSalle where we are old it is large, it moved
12) Those were day

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Happy Days

1) Sunday, Monday, Happy Days
2) Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days
3) Thursday, Friday, Happy Days
4) The weekend comes
5) My cycle hums
6) Ready to race to you

7) These days are all
8) Happy and Free (Those Happy Days)
9) These days are all
10) Share them with me (oh baby)
11) Goodbye gray sky, hello blue
12) There's nothing can hold me when I hold you
13) Feels so right, it can't be wrong
14) Rockin' and rollin' all week long

15) Sunday, Monday, Happy Days
16) Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days
17) Thursday, Friday, Happy Days
18) Saturday, What a day
19) Groovin' all week with you

20) These days are all
21) Share them with me (Those Happy Days)
22) These days are all
23) Happy and Free (oh baby)
24) These Happy Days are yours and mine
25) These Happy Days are yours and mine, Happy Days

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Happy day

1) Sunday, Monday, happy day
2) Tuesday, Wednesday, happy day
3) Thursday, Friday, happy day
4) Weekend it comes
5) The bu it is the bu it is you call my period
6) Prepare in order to compete to you

7) Recently there is everything
8) If happiness you release, (those happy days)
9) Recently there is everything
10) Me share those (the oh baby)
11) Way if sky of gray, today blue
12) When I grasp, what it can grasp me, it is not
13) Therefore the right, that you are wrong, but it is, you feel
14) It shakes all weeks long, rolls

15) Sunday, Monday, happy day
16) Tuesday, Wednesday, happy day
17) Thursday, Friday, happy day
18) How day, Saturday
19) Make the groove in your all week

20) Recently there is everything
21) Me share those (those happy days)
22) Recently there is everything
23) If happiness you release, (the oh baby)
24) These happy days you and are my ones
25) These happy days you and my ones, are happy day

TV Show Theme Song Week: Gilligan's Isle

The other day I was listening to a podcast called Chicken Pop Pod. They did a TV show theme song quiz. So it got me thinking about taking TV theme songs and mistranslating them. Well, let's get started, here's Gilligan's Isle.

Gilligan's Isle

1) Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
2) A tale of a fateful trip
3) That started from this tropic port
4) Aboard this tiny ship

5) The mate was a mighty sailing man
6) The skipper brave and sure
7) Five passengers set sail that day
8) For a three hour tour, a three hour tour

9) The weather started getting rough
10) The tiny ship was tossed
11) If not for the courage of the fearless crew
12) The minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost

13) The ship set ground on the shore
14) Of this uncharted desert isle
15) With Gilligan, the Skipper too,
16) The millionaire and his wife,
17) The movie star, the professor, and Mary Ann
18) Here on Gilligan's Isle.

19) So this is the tale of the castaways
20) They're here for a long, long time
21) They'll have to make the best of things
22) It's an uphill climb

23) The first mate and the Skipper too
24) Will do their very best
25) To make the others comfortable
26) In the tropic island nest

27) No phone, no lights no motor cars
28) Not a single luxury
29) Like Robinson Crusoe
30) As primitive as can be

31) So join us here each week my friends
32) You're sure to get a smile
33) From seven stranded castaways
34) Here on "Gilligan's Isle."

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The Island of Gilligans

1) Exactly if the back section is made to sit down just, you inquire about the story
2) Story of fatal traveling
3) That started from this tropical port
4) This small boat

5) The companion was the person of mighty navigation
6) The brave person whom it flies and truly
7) Five passengers put in place the day sail
8) For three hour traveling, three hour traveling

9) The weather started becoming rough
10) The small boat was thrown
11) So when is not, because of courage of the daring crew
12) The tiddler is lost the tiddler, it is lost

13) Fixed land of coastal boat
14) The island of the desert which is not this map
15) Using Gilligan, the person whom it flies
16) Large magnate and that wife
17) Movie star and professor and Mary Un
18) Here with the island of Gilligans

19) Therefore this is the story of the hoodlum
20) As for those for a long time there is here
21) Those must make the best of thing
22) That is rise of rising

23) The first mate and the person whom it flies
24) It is best, it does
25) In order to make other things comfortable
26) Nest of tropical island

27) The telephone it is not, the light/write it is not there is no automobile
28) The single luxury which is not
29) Like Robinson Crusoe
30) In the same way it is possible a certain thing the native people

31) Therefore us my friend every week connect here
32) Obtaining smile, it is secure
33) It ran aground the hoodlum from 7
34) Here with the Island of Gilligans

Purple Door 2009: Paperthin Hymn ~ by Anberlin

I know most of the bands I've had on the blog this week are probably pretty obscure and you may not have heard of them. But if you haven't heard of this next band, then you need to crawl out from under your rock and get out more. Anberlin was the last band to perform at Purple Door this year.

Paperthin Hymn ~ by Anberlin

1) When your only friends are hotel rooms
2) Hands are distant lullabies
3) If I could turn around I would tonight

4) These roads never seemed so long
5) Since your paper heart stopped beating leaving me suddenly alone
6) Will daybreak ever come?

7) Who's gonna call on Sunday morning?
8) Who's gonna drive you home?
9) I just want one more chance
10) To put my arms in fragile hands

11) I thought you said forever
12) Over and over
13) A sleepless night becomes bitter oblivion

14) These thoughts run through my head
15) Over and over
16) Complaints of violins become my only friends

17) August evenings
18) Bring solemn warnings
19) To remember to kiss the ones you love goodnight

20) You never know what temporal days may bring
21) Laugh, love, live free and sing
22) When life is in discord
23) Praise ye Lord

24) Who's gonna call on Sunday morning?
25) Who's gonna drive you home?
26) I just want one more chance
27) To put my arms in fragile hands

28) I thought you said forever
29) Over and over
30) The sleepless night becomes bitter oblivion

31) These thoughts run through my head
32) Over and over
33) Complaints of violins become my only friends

34) I thought you said forever
35) over and over
36) The sleepless night becomes bitter oblivion

37) These thoughts run through my head
38) over and over
39) Complaints of violins become my only friends

40) I thought you said forever
41) over and over
42) These thoughts run through my head

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The Praise Song Where the Anberlin Literary Work is Very Thin

1) When just your friend being the room of the hotel
2) The hand is the distant baby sitter
3) If direction it is possible to be repaired, as for me tonight

4) These roads the never excessively seem long way
5) Because you stopped the fact that your paper center strikes I am shot suddenly
6) Does the dawn come?

7) Someone calls in morning of Sunday, it has gone?
8) Someone drives the house, it has gone?
9) I think that we want one many chance exactly
10) In order my arm to place on the hand which is easy to be broken

11) I thought of that you said permanently
12) No time
13) The sleeplessness night becomes bitter forgetfulness

14) These thoughts move passing by my head
15) No time
16) Dissatisfaction of the violin matches just my friend

17) August evening
18) It has serious warning, do
19) In order to remember that it kisses to the thing, be completed it loves cripes

20) Those perhaps temporary day it comes having, do not know under any condition
21) Laughing and loving, as for the freedom which has lived singing
22) When life is mismatch
23) Main thing of praise ye

24) Someone calls in morning of Sunday, it has gone?
25) Someone drives the house, it has gone?
26) I think that we want one many chance exactly
27) In order my arm to place on the hand which is easy to be broken

28) I thought of that you said permanently
29) No time
30) The sleeplessness night becomes bitter forgetfulness

31) These thoughts move passing by my head
32) No time
33) Dissatisfaction of the violin matches just my friend

34) I thought of that you said permanently
35) No time
36) The sleeplessness night becomes bitter forgetfulness

37) These thoughts move passing by my head
38) No time
39) Dissatisfaction of the violin matches just my friend

40) I thought of that you said permanently
41) No time
42) The sleeplessness night becomes bitter forgetfulness

Purple Door 2009: In a Sweater Poorly Knit ~ by mewithoutYou

Sorry I missed a chance to do yesterday's post, so I'm doing two today. Two for one bonus! This next song is one from the band mewithoutYou. I blogged about them on my main blog. You can read it by clicking here.

In a Sweater Poorly Knit ~ by mewithoutYou

1) In a sweater poorly knit and an unsuspecting smile
2) Little Moses drifts downstream in the Nile
3) A fumbling reply, an awkward rigid laugh
4) I'm carried helpless by my floating basket raft
5) Your flavor in my mind swings back and forth between
6) Sweeter than any wine and bitter as mustard greens
7) Light and dark as honeydew and pumpernickel bread
8) The trap I set for you seems to have caught my leg instead!

9) As you plow some other field try and forget my name
10) See what harvest yields, and supposing I'd do the same
11) I planted rows of peas but by the first week of July
12) They should have come up to my knees
13) But they were maybe ankle high
14) Take the fingers from your flute to weave your colored yarns
15) And boil down your fruit to preserves in mason jars
16) But now the books are overdue and the goats are underfed
17) The trap I set for you seems to have caught my leg instead!

18) You're a door without a key, a field without a fence
19) You made a holy fool of me and I've thanked you ever since
20) If she comes circling back we'll end where we'd begun
21) Like two pennies on the train track the train crushed into one
22) Or if I'm a crown without a king, if I'm a broken open seed
23) If I come without a thing, then I come with all I need
24) No boat out in the blue, no place to rest your head,
25) The trap I set for you seems to have caught my leg instead!

26) I do not exist, I do not exist, I do not exist

27) I do not exist, I do not exist, I do not exist

28) I do not exist, I do not exist, I do not exist

29) I do not exist, only you exist, I do not exist

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Imperfectly due to mewithoutYou knit of the sweater

1) Imperfectly knit of the sweater and the smile which nothing doubts
2) Small Moses in Nile drifts to downstream
3) Response of groping, to handle the laughing which is hard difficult
4) I was carried by the raft of my floating basket it has been troubled, it does
5) Your taste of my heart wobbles to front and back at that time
6) It is bitter to be sweeter than the wine and as a mustard green is
7) As a sugar liquid and the pan of pumpernickel the light/write and the darkness
8) The trap which I place in because of you seems that catches my foot in substituting!

9) As plows the attempt of other field, forgotten my name
10) When I do the same, in order to harvest harvest, if you look at what
11) I planted the line up to first week of July of pea bean
12) Those should rise to my knee
13) But those were the perhaps high ankle
14) Take the finger from your flute in order to knit the yarn where you color
15) And boiling under your fruit to jam of mesonjiya
16) But now the book is time limit lag, yagi is done underfeed
17) The trap which I place in because of you seems that catches my foot in substituting!

18) The field which does not have the key and the fence it is the dying door
19) My holy idiot was made, I after that appreciated
20) If she comes, we who are gone around finish we began somewhere
21) Like 2 pennies of train track/truck the train which is crushed in 1
22) Or if me the king the dying crown if the kind where I can burst
23) If thing it dies and starts, I come with everything which I need
24) The place where you make blue and your head go to bed it is not there is no boat
25) The trap which I place in because of you seems that catches my foot in substituting!

26) I do not exist me, me it does not exist, it does not exist

27) I do not exist me, me it does not exist, it does not exist

28) I do not exist me, me it does not exist, it does not exist

29) Just I exist, me it does not exist, it does not exist

Purple Door 2009: White Lights ~ by Deas Vail

Another great band that I saw at Purple Door called Deas Vail. You can also hear this song at Relevant Magazine's "The Drop".

White Lights ~ by Deas Vail

1) She's dropping bread crumbs to show where she's been
2) To a house made of candy, of sorrow, of sin
3) And she hopes it's alright that she quietly let herself in

4) This is her addiction
5) This is her fame
6) This is the place where she deals with the pain
7) Sometimes the stars in her sky hold against the rain

8) Echoes climbing back
9) What's this
10) Hit or miss attack
11) You missed it
12) She's got white lights on her face
13) From the bad days
14) That she just can't erase

15) Now she's forgiven the harms of her past
16) She'll take a message somewhere it will last
17) She fails where she fails but she's trying
18) And growing up fast

19) Echoes climbing back
20) What's this
21) Hit or miss attack
22) You missed it
23) She's got white lights on her face
24) From the bad days
25) That she just can't erase
26) And her sad eyes are replaced
27) With the new life in a beautiful place

28) And this is the pattern
29) And this is the stone
30) This is the past she knows she can run from
31) This is the place she's been in since she was born

32) Echoes climbing back
33) What's this
34) Hit or miss attack
35) You missed it
36) I can tell by the light in her eyes that she can see
37) And walk away
38) From the people and places and things
39) She used to be
40) She's got white lights on her face
41) From the bad days
42) That she just can't erase
43) And her sad eyes are replaced
44) With the new life in a beautiful place

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Deas Vail Work White Light

1) She, she was somewhere, drops the bread crumbs in order to show
2) From the candy, sorrow of crime, in the house which has become
3) And she that desires the fact that it means that she receives her herself gently without something to say

4) This is her common practice
5) This is her reputation
6) This is the place where she handles pain
7) You grasp the star occasionally of the her sky vis-a-vis the rain

8) The echo which rises
9) What where is this
10) Attack of collision or failure
11) It let escape that
12) She has the white light of her surface
13) From bad day
14) As for her not be able turn off by any means

15) This time as for her her past damage is given, you permitted
16) She takes the message of somewhere, it makes continue
17) As for her she fails somewhere, but whether she tries, it fails
18) And you are brought up fast

19) The echo which rises
20) What where is this
21) Attack of collision or failure
22) It let escape that
23) She has the white light of her surface
24) From bad day
25) As for her not be able turn off by any means
26) And the eye where she is sad is exchanged
27) Using the life where the beautiful place is new

28) And this is pattern
29) And this is the stone
30) As for this as for her it is the past when she has known that the empty it is possible to run
31) After as for this she being born, with her it is the place where it is

32) The echo which rises
33) What where is this
34) Attack of collision or failure
35) It let escape that
36) As for me in order for she to be able see due to the light/write of her eye, it is possible to say
37) And leaving
38) From people and place and thing
39) She certain was normal
40) She has the white light of her surface
41) From bad day
42) As for her not be able turn off by any means
43) And the eye where she is sad is exchanged
44) Using the life where the beautiful place is new

Purple Door 2009: America Will Break Your Heart ~ by Farewell Flight

While I was at Purple Door, my friend Natalie and I had a chance to talk to Marc Prokopchak, the drummer of Farewell Flight. You can hear their album, Sound Color Motion here. You just need to flip through the albums to find it, really great music. Natalie gave Marc her band's business card. Natalie is the violinist in a band called Plural Form and they're playing on my birthday this Saturday! So let's get to the music, I decided I would go with the song "America Will Break Your Heart".

America Will Break Your Heart by Farewell Flight

1) With gracious smiles
2) We packed up our summer clothes
3) The latest styles
4) The dollars keep us from feeling owned

5) There's a war on with our checkbooks drawn
6) Oh, America will surely break your heart
7) Don't be alarmed
8) Money's our love song
9) Oh, America will surely break your heart
10) In time

11) They say we're getting worse
12) And we've kept our affects on the shelf
13) But we'll say God bless America and no one else

14) There's a war on with our checkbooks drawn
15) Oh, America will surely break your heart
16) Don't be alarmed
17) Money's our love song
18) Oh, America will surely break your heart
19) In time

20) Mortgages and shiny cars
21) Vacations and credit cards
22) Big is the new small
23) Decadence can fill your holes
24) If it's tangible it will save your soul
25) Stranger heed my song
26) Lest you get it wrong
27) Money rights our wrongs

28) For what it's worth
29) Our life on earth is limited
30) You've gotta take what's yours
31) You've gotta take what you can get

32) There's a war on with our checkbooks drawn
33) Oh, america will surely break your heart
34) Don't be alarmed
35) Money's our love song
36) Oh, america will surely break your heart

37) Oh my God, I'll surely break your heart

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America Breaks Your Center with the Flight of the Separation

1) Using elegant smile
2) We were plugged with respect to clothing of our summers
3) The most recent style
4) Dollar owns us from feeling

5) War of our check books which are pulled it has been attached
6) Oh, America breaks your center certainly
7) Because you are not surprised you do not have to wear
8) The money is our love songs
9) Oh, America breaks your center certainly
10) Time

11) The they mean that we become worse
12) And we maintained our influences of the shelf
13) But the we God America and mean that everyone praises

14) War of our check books which are pulled it has been attached
15) Oh, America breaks your center certainly
16) Because you are not surprised you do not have to wear
17) The money is our love songs
18) Oh, America breaks your center certainly
19) Time

20) The car which has mortgage and gloss
21) Holiday and credit card
22) It is large, it is new, it is small
23) To fill up your hole it is possible deca-dance
24) If materiality your mind is rescued
25) Stranger note my song
26) You were wrong in that, you obtain
27) The money corrects our wrongdoings

28) Because of those where that is value
29) Our lives of the earth are limited
30) As for your those which are you take, it becomes
31) Those which can obtain you take, it becomes

32) War of our check books which are pulled it has been attached
33) Oh, America breaks your center certainly
34) Because you are not surprised you do not have to wear
35) The money is our love songs
36) Oh, America breaks your center certainly

37) No lever Toda, I break your center certainly



Hmmm...No lever Toda? Didn't see that one coming. I don't know how "Oh my God" translates to "No lever Toda". That was just weird.

Purple Door 2009: I Love You to Death ~ by Family Force Five

First of all, I apologize for missing last week. I know I said I would be back in a week, and it's been two. The night I came home from the mission trip my girlfriend fell and broke her ankle, so I was with her all last week helping her with things around the house and driving her to appointments. She's recovering well. It was a small break in her ankle, but it was a really bad sprain.

Okay, let's get into the music. This past weekend I went to Purple Door 2009 arts and music festival. I though I would use some songs from some of the bands that were there. We'll start off with Family Force 5. I saw them at PD 2007 and thought they were interesting. Not really the kind of music I was into but they put on a good show and were entertaining. This year they were totally obnoxious and annoying. They were the last band to play the first night of the festival so we left early. Seriously, they sounded bad. Let's see how bad the lyrics are when they get mistranslated.

I Love You to Death ~ by Family Force 5

1) My heart jumps, it jumps out of my chest
2) 'Cause I love you to death
3) There's no shame in what I say, 'cause I love
4) I love you to death
5) I chose, to forget all the rest
6) 'Cause you're the best
7) I love you to death

8) I took a bullet through my bullet proof vest
9) And it hurt, oww, ya know it
10) I love you to death

11) We'll be together forever
12) And that's a promise promise
13) Can't live a second without ya
14) Got to be honest honest
15) I'm not afraid of the chances that I take
16) This ain't no test
17) U know I love to death

18) Oh, hey
19) I love you to death and that's always
20) Hey hey hey hey
21) I love you to death and that's always
22) I love you to death
23) I love you to death

24) I put my money where my mouth is
25) Sure I'd give it up, even the showbiz
26) Just to prove what you mean to me
27) You're real to me, oww, oww, oww,
28) I love you to death

29) You know I'll always love you the same
30) It's true that'll never change
31) Cause I'm all about ya
32) You know I'll never live a second without ya

33) Be together forever and that's a promise promise
34) Can't live a second without you
35) Got to be honest honest
36) I'm not afraid of the chances that I take
37) This ain't no test
38) U know I love you to death

39) Oh, hey
40) I love you to death and that's always
41) Hey hey hey hey
42) I love you to death and that's always
43) I love you to death
44) I love you to death

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I Die Depending on Family Force 5, Love

1) That of my box it notes my center quickly, it jumps
2) To cause I love death
3) In I saying shame, there is no cause I love
4) I die and love
5) I chose the fact that all remainders are forgotten
6) It is cause best
7) I die and love

8) I took the bullet through the best of evidence of my bullet
9) And that was hurt oww, that you have known
10) I die and love

11) There are we permanently together
12) And that is promise of promise
13) Second you dying it cannot live
14) The fact that it is honest honest was obtained
15) I do not fear the chance which I take
16) This is not the test
17) Dying I love is known

18) Well, just a little
19) I die and am dear, it is that always
20) Just a little just a little just a little just a little
21) I die and am dear, it is that always
22) I die and love
23) I die and love

24) I put my money in the place where there is my mouth
25) I the entertainment world abandon that, truly
26) Exactly, in order to prove those which are meant in me
27) It is substance in my oww, oww, and oww
28) I die and love

29) I have known that the same always it loves
30) That not changing under any condition is true
31) There is cause I completely concerning you
32) Me without you never second you know that you have not lived

33) If it is permanently together, that is promise of promise
34) Second you dying it cannot live
35) The fact that it is honest honest was obtained
36) I do not fear the chance which I take
37) This is not the test
38) Dying I love is known

39) Well, just a little
40) I die and am dear, it is that always
41) Just a little just a little just a little just a little
42) I die and am dear, it is that always
43) I die and love
44) I die and love